that's about what i'd look like because i'd have to use tanner. the sun won't do shit. i don't even burn.

unpossible. butter can burn and brown. so can u

Try the L.A. sun. You have too many buildings on your side of the pond.

no, i can't. i sat on the beach in a tiny ass bikini in acapulco in 90 degree blazing sun for 6 hours with no sunscreen and nothing. not even pink.

Damn, your an albino woman.

maybe yr so white you only reflect

albinos are highly sensitive to the sun and burn very easily.

i'm just fucking white.

holy shit

you've found the answer

yes, its like how arabs/desert ppl wear white only.

so don't let yr secret get out, otherwise you may be skinned for yr valuable reflective hide.

who the fuck would want to be tan? come on.





VS

I was going to make a skin suit out of her regardless.

it depends on the woman and the tan.

fake tans do suck. some women look better with a bit of color though

is this why you signed us up for the chinese cooking class?

i thought we were going to learn dumplings, not cat

This.

yeah i guess. i just don't have the right coloring for it even if i could tan.

whoa, academy records in wburg is pretty cool. hella load of vinyl

boredoms=mindblowing

That show was fucking mammoth.

it was like dying and then being reborn into a jet engine racing toward the sun while surfing a tidal wave, and ending up as a dragon.

^Mind if I credit you for that quote in my concert writeup?

Fuck, when Eye broke into that reworking of Acid Police, I lost my shit. That whole show went by like one huge cosmic blur. I wish it were longer.

ugh. I really want to go to ATP NY now...