Repulsive an idea as that is, if it was a reality I'd probably lock you all up in the house for fear of people finding out that I was related to so many retards.

have you got something against retarded people?

satan if you were slightly retarded and slightly related to me, and age 16 and had braces. .... damn i would jizz at the thought of you

I met a 33 year old former topless dancer the other day, who had braces, and was now a nurse. She was hot. We were totally flirting with each other, it was great, and then she told me she had a 20 year old son and.. uh.. I dunno, I got a lil' freaked I guess since I'm 23 and that means she had him when she was 13 and I dunno. Just a little weird but eh. Maybe something will come out of it. I doubt it. Still, braces on a 33 year old. Sexy.

nice [cept for the 20 yo son part]

YEAH! We were having a great conversation, and she was really cool and sweet and hot and the son thing just freaked me out. But I dunno. MILF, either way. She came into my work and was looking for something and we talked and she's like "Yeah, I'm late for work but I like talking to you." and I ended up not finishing my job, we talked for a good half an hour. I told her to come back in and see me, because she said she usually doesn't go to this store but she was in the area earlier for some reason, and if she comes back in I'm going to get her number. I need me a fuckin MILF.

Yellow eyeshadow, too. Sexy.

I don't if they stay inside the house.

fair enough

Yeah. Fair enough.

This is just sad.
Even if it was meant to be "funny".
I'm ok with the "praising" some of you guys give to the girl, but I think she got the point, eh, no need to keep exxxaggerating stuff, you're making yourselves ridiculous.

No need to start a discussion on this, just wanted to express my feeling.
You know I'm a big-bellied bearded repressed retard with glasses, no need to remind me.
haha.
:(

shut your whore mouth

talkin' 'bout synonyms.

I bet that in reality Satan wouldn't really touch Davenotdead even if she was wearing surgical gloves. The hygiene issue springs to mind.

just because you want to spread my dick cheese over toast doesn't mean I have to shower for Satan

Do I, now?