Wherever British girls go for a holiday, one can always hear the clarion cry of "lock up your sons and husbands, the slappers are coming!"

are british kids typically at the same levels of boredom as american kids?

I don't know how bored American kids are but maybe. Those kids in the videos are what a lot of people would call "chavs", so they aren't representative of all British kids.

That was in/around Leeds, wasn't it? It was Braggs in the East Midlands too.
Always been Greggs up here though - my weekday lunch often comes from the original Greggs shop on Gosforth high street. I'm surprised it doesn't have a blue plaque outside.

There are two greggs around where I work, one does better pasties than the other. I'm a sucker for those dougnuts with the icing and sprinkles on! Also I proper like the coffee from greggs, there you go, that's my weekday lunch haha

what makes a black pudding sarnie? desert? entree?

Eh? What do you mean?

curdled bloooood.

There's no such thing as a black pudding sarnie I don't understand the references to entrees and deserts. A black pudding is not an entree or a desert not is it a sandwich.

I've heard Glice refer to a black pudding sandwich a couple of times but, like you, I've neither seen nor eaten one. Maybe it's a West country thing. Saying that, has anyone ever seen or tried one of those deep-fried pizzas? I keep hearing they're popular north of the border, like deep fried Mars bars. I've seen a chip shop in London do deep fried mars bars but never actually ate one. I do wonder though, whether deep-fried pizzas are just an urban legend.

Well I'm from the west country too and I've never heard of black pudding sandwiches. Maybe it's just something that Glice eats.

Nope never even heard of deep fried pizzas.

Does this lurker guy post anything else apart from himself being british? I don't entire posts.

No I don't. I hate everything that isn't British.

I don't understand your last sentence.