been there... REFUSED!
fuck that shit.

of course.
but don't we all look ridiculous doing it anyway?

i mean when i think about it.

especially this guy (ew)

what is that creature?1

of course everyone looks ridiculous having sex, sex is supposed to be ridiculous. that's half the fun is getting as crazy as you can imagine. your imagination is really your only limitation other than certain earthly physical limitations i suppose.

the point is, wear a fucking clown costume if you want. but not with me. clowns are scary.

i never said 'look' ridiculous, i said 'feel' ridiculous.

Your words warm my heart. I remember a time when you had not tried it nor seen the appeal. I feel like we've grown together.

okay well it looks ridiculous and feels ridiculous. of course.

but it's fun.

it doesn't hurt a bit...if you can take it (and know what you're doing...)

<3 <3 <3

I'm singing 'A Whole New World' to you. In my head.

Does your wife enjoy bondage because she gets the chance to put a mask on your face?

most entertaining thread, i loled so much. i just got my wang pierced btw, feels like an appropriate place to post that.

Perhaps if I were drunk and self-hateful.

BDSM takes practice. The more you do it, the more natural it feels, and the results are far more stimulating. Sooner than later, you won't want to have sex any other way.

Same with heroin.

and murder

and rape

and juggling

...

to me, sex is not about 'oh i've done this and this and i'm sooo kinky!' it's more about being completely at ease with someone else and being open to the other person about what you want and what you like. i can imagine getting into bandage and s&m can go very badly if you don't completely at ease with each other or don't communicate well enough.

i personally don't feel the need to use violence during sex at all, since it's so far away from my personality. i would just feel like i'm pretending to be someone else. fuck that.

exactly! I feel like a fake motherfucker when I have tried.

It all originates from a rebellion against religion, which has never been a part of my life, so no rebellion needed.

ok.... if you say so, boss.

more religion = more kink
makes the priests make more sense...