I wish I'd stolen Lego. And Play-Doh too, while we're at it...

I've stolen alot of bicycles...

cd's, drugs, books, a guitar cable (by mistake, i was drunk after a show and took one cable more from some guy of the other band), 2 nd hand clothing, alcohol and beer (when i was home/pennyless).

Aha! So you're the one that stole my bike last weekend!

in my younger days: shirts,pants,cd's,shoes,drugs,money,jewelry,cigars ,movies,books,underwear,belts,wallets,cars,bikes,h ats and sporting goods

I was an asshole back then.

I've never stolen a bicycle myself, but I did "buy" one from a junkie for around 5 euros on a couple occasions. It's the saturday night 5am scenario... last night bus has departed, a taxi costs a lot of cash and there's always some junkie selling bicycles.

Other than that, some Lego from school when I was little. That's all, I'm a good boy.

i don't steal stuff, the only things that could count as stealing are like when virgin atalantic said i had to pay £150 to change the date of my flight but they never actually asked me for the money, so i never gave it to them. stuff like that. even if they give me too much change in a shop i'll tell them. because i'm honest.

*yawn*

i can name something you stole......





my heart.

I stole someone's innocence. My youth is a pirate chained to a barnacled rock, his throat slashed.

Your youth is a dying, bleeding miscreant? Crying to his Deities and his Spirits, his heart slowly shrinking?

Indeed. A drunken, dying, bloody miscreant who misspent his treasure and betrayed his friendships, his heart to become the food of the vultures circling in the sun.

i haven't stolen it, you just keep throwing it at me