gin is vile.

I'm starting to think that in the name of intoxicating myself on any sort of level, I'll be forced to return to hard drugs (or Jameson Whiskey).

or maybe I should shave my head and become straight-edge. XX

Gin + Sprite is what I used to do in the old days.
Makes your teeth feel funny.

I reckon that you'd be pleased if I also sprouted a vagina. in fact, I know you'd be pleased because I'd send you pictures of it.

but the real burning question here is: will it get me drunk????

It won't really.
And wine is the worst hangover.
You don't even need to get drunk but you'll still get a headache.

But I do like my wine.

I'm not a fan of wine. Plus I couldn't tell the difference between a very cheap and a very expensive one.

well, it does.
but you'll be kind of nauseous.
and he claims nothing gets him drunk.

i had half a bottle of a chilean tempranillo last night.
thank god i store paracetamols.

my best friend is sort of a wine connosseur. I love it.
we go through a bottle talking and listening to music and he tells me special stuff about the wine we're drinking.

Just thinking about wine gives me a headache.

ah yes.
it's because of him i kind of know what wine to buy now rather than cheap horrible stuff.
the easiest rule was: go for chilean and you can't go wrong.

now i'm impressed.
where? exports?

wtf???

by the way, i just remembered that a good way to deal with cachaça is to mix it with red currant syrup and squeeze some lime

disgusting and addictive

mmmmm.......that #9 is delicious. like really fucking delicious.

whiskey shouldn't be mixed imo....especially jameson.

Car bombs forever.

I thought my local supermarket had blundered when I bought 4 cans of Fosters that had been reduced in price. The price scrawled in biro on the reduced sticker was 60p, but when I scanned each can through a self-service till the price that came up was 49p. A question popped up everytime on the screen asking if the price was correct. I naturally touched the "yes" option. The following couple of days I did the same thing with other drinks. I got a can of Strongbow, selling for 90p, a couple of cans of Punk IPA, selling for £1, and a bottle of Old Speckled Hen, selling for £1.20, for 49p each.

It was yesterday, when I told a friend about it, that I discovered it was the norm for reduced alcoholic drinks to come up 49p. It was up to the customer to touch the "no" option when asked if the price is correct and type in the correct price. I told my friend the system is laughably flawed as you'd have to be mad, if you like a drink, to touch the "no" option when asked if the price is correct as you're getting cheap alcohol even cheaper!

I did it again today. I saved myself £2.02 by buying two bottles of Bombardier English Ale, which were both reduced to £1.50, only paying 49p each for them. Result!

So in your supermarket there's no security nor regular employees who give a fuck about this behavior? People would get fired for this pretty quickly over here.

Yeah, but they're unaware of what I'm doing. :D

self check-out alchohol sales? do they ID you at the door??

pics or it didn't happen!

unfortunately :(