And remember the Dr. Suess Bible?

One day, God said, This is what I will do
I'll send down my Son, I'll send Him to you
To clear up this humpity bumpity hullaballoo
His name will be Christ, and He'll never wear shoes
His pals will all call Him The King of the Jews.

etc.

Or the one where they found out Nietzche is right and God is really dead, and that he's a midget.