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[quote=Le Boob Instigator]

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

Such theories are generally panick attacks that produce misinformation about political and economical realities quote]

exactly, such theories are GENERALLY panic attacks. the problem lies in that sometimes they are NOT, so completely shutting off people with "conspiracy theories" is plain ol stupid don't ya think?

So what you're basically saying is that bathing into unreliable and hysterical information is well worth it because some of it might even turn out to be actual fact?

nope, I am saying that it pays to listen to all and to check em all out at least on a basic level as an individual.

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

nope, I am saying that it pays to listen to all and to check em all out at least on a basic level as an individual.

Satanism can claim one too many a 'conspiracy theory' to prove that slaughtering a kid or a lamb is somehow a sign of infinite power.Would you then 'check that one out' because it might have some truth in it?Also,how many 'conspiracy theories' remain just as such because they don't retain enough strength but the simple and vacuous intent of just being a rumour?It is more than possible that assasinations of politicians and terrorist acts are acts of extremism but such practices are only the tip of an bigger iceberg that stands as more complex than folks' gossips.

satajism is not a conspiracy theory

the idea that satanists run our government is

there is a big difference.

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

on kurt cobain:

maybe it wasn't a shotgun, maybe it was spontaneous head combustion?

of course, that explains everything!
or how about this? forget that he was depressed and incapable of rationalizing his own situation. that bitch wife of his fired a gun from her hotel in LA and it miraculously hit him in the head in his greenhouse in seattle.

i think killing a lamb is a sign of tasty lambchops coming up

and what was that about sata-jism?

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

yes yes-- the shot was by teleported by UFOs!

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

yes yes-- the shot was by teleported by UFOs!

the same ufos that abducted marshall applewhite.

Can't really see what your point is,there.Believing that a government is run by satanists has to be one of the most filmic and christian induced parables that hollywood,possibly,has spawned.My point is,one's government is vile and goes at war: are you really surprised if that happens?Why the embellishments when the reality is much more crude and available for most to see,read and even reference from history books?In this time and age,i ask?

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

i think killing a lamb is a sign of tasty lambchops coming up

and what was that about sata-jism?

Simply....an example.

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

the same ufos that abducted marshall applewhite.

dammit, we are on to something here-- we need to start a website so people can learn about this

thetruthandnothingbythetruth.com?
immanentizetheeschaton.com?
theyliveamongus.com?

i foresee memberships, subscriptions, and book deals. better yet, a religion that will be funded by stupid hollywood actors with big bank accounts.

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Originally Posted by hypertonic

fine then non conspiracy hacks.....explain it away..

Photoshop.

i explain it this way.

And people with too much time in their hands.

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Originally Posted by hypertonic

fine then non conspiracy hacks.....explain it away..

yu furreal?

http://www.cr.nps.gov/nr/travel/wash/lenfant.htm

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Major L'Enfant (1755-1825), a French artist and engineer who had formed a friendship with George Washington while serving in the Revolutionary War, requested the honor of designing a plan for the national capital. The fact that the area was largely undeveloped gave the city's founders the unique opportunity to create an entirely new capital city.
After surveying the site, L'Enfant developed a Baroque plan that features ceremonial spaces and grand radial avenues, while respecting natural contours of the land. The result was a system of intersecting diagonal avenues superimposed over a grid system. The avenues radiated from the two most significant building sites that were to be occupied by houses for Congress and the President.
L'Enfant specified in notes accompanying the plan that these avenues were to be wide, grand, lined with trees, and situated in a manner that would visually connect ideal topographical sites throughout the city, where important structures, monuments, and fountains were to be erected. On paper, L'Enfant shaded and numbered 15 large open spaces at the intersections of these avenues and indicated that they would be divided among the states. He specified that each reservation would feature statues and memorials to honor worthy citizens. The open spaces were as integral to the capital as the buildings to be erected around them. L'Enfant opposed selling land prematurely, refused to furnish his map to the city commissioners in time for the sale, and was reluctantly relieved of his duties by George Washington. Ellicott was then engaged to produce a map and reproduced L'Enfant's plan from his memory.
In the context of the United States, a plan as grand as the 200 year old city of Washington, DC, stands alone in its magnificence and scale. But as the capital of a new nation, its position and appearance had to surpass the social, economic and cultural balance of a mere city: it was intended as the model for American city planning and a symbol of governmental power to be seen by other nations. The remarkable aspect of Washington, is that by definition of built-out blocks and unobstructed open space, the plan conceived by L'Enfant is little changed today.

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

Can i have a little look of yours?Please?

Oh,stop it now!

you know, with enough marijuana in you brain you can see a pentagram between people's nostrils, chin, and edge of the lips. or the eyes, mouth, and ears, with the nose in the middle.

it's like finding faces in the fucking coulds, for fuck's sakes

once i saw jesus in my carpet.

I am an ordained minister in the Universal Life Church. I hae already started three religions, all spectacular failures.

One was the Church of Letterman, to worship david letterman as the all powerful deity he is

another a few years later was the Almighty Church of Mario, which worshipped the great Mario of mario Bros/ fame in his quest to rid the world of the evil of Bowser. I even made up prayers for that one.
hail mario Full of grace
shoots fireballs all over the place...

then i started the church of atheism, but it was doomed from the start.

no joke.

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

Really?Wow!