mi first job was in a big food/drink store, it was terrible, so i quit after less then a week.
then i was in confectionery (sp?) making cakes and cool austrian sweet thingies...
then i was night shift security in a second hand car 'store', it was cool to hang around stoned with a huge around beside you:)
then i got in the newspaper, and hang around as a journo for the last year and so.

my first job was a telemarketing gig. my last day on the job, this gay dude i knew pulled me to the side and said "honey, i know you're not gay, but if you ever decide to be with a man...don't be on the bottom. it hurts like hell the next day."

then we had lunch at wendy's.

best post ever.