when people say 'dear' or 'dearie' at the end of a sentence. like over familiar smells from the take away places bins next dooe is how i view that.

"Ripped from the headlines"

"If you can't see me ballin' you need motherfuckin' glasses"

jose murihnio

balls sucker
sackmuncher
rimslasher
extracator of piles

i dont like the way my parents keep asking me if i am seeing anyone at the moment, or the way they say it ' still no ring on that finger'.

'I'm not racist, but...'

'In my humble opinion.....' wich is generally used by arrogant,full of themselves people who have useless opinions about everything.

haha thats a good one. i have heard tha many times in my life.

'If you ask me...'

Funny thing is, I didn't.

HA!That's a good one.So true,i didn't ask you but if you insist........

Don't call me "Bro" dont you ever fucking call me "Bro" And don't you ever ever till me to "Chill out Bro"

"Basically...". That isn't per se a very annoying thing, but the bullshitting agency lady on the phone today must've said it about a million times in one five-minute conversation.

I'm entirely in agreement with Mr O'Fire. 'Alright mate, calm down'. Generally speaking, the only thing that causes me to not be calm is people telling me to calm down. I rabbit a lot, and I get very excited by conversations and arguments, but I very rarely get aggresive, unless someone tells me to calm down. GRRRRRR.

Chill out mate,it may never happen.hehe

I was waiting for some one to pull that.

I'd rep you for this one, you know.

"i'm just joshing you"

THE worst expression in the english language. PERIOD.

"Ain't no thing" beats "I'm just joshing you" by a fucking mile.

no. no way.

when someone says 'lets just be friends'.

or

'i have a boyfriend/husband/girlfriend' .

anyone who says " I gotta give props " or uses the word Uber and is not german. Redonkulous is an equally annoying stupid word, hella, mad, and believe it or not people still say Fly