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hey guys, kinda drunk here. first time i've earned the right to post in this thread
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yeah hi.
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hi y'all
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hiya
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so are we all impaired
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so drunk i keep playing this one akron/family song over and over.
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so drunk i just picked lint out of my bellybutton. at least, i think it was lint
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i am silly and making macaroni
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lol
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yeah im doing a lot of loling
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Every movie I've ever made has been while fucked up. Every song I've made in the past 4 years has been while fucked up.
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right? i mean whats better than being in an altered state. who needs reality.
im fucked. going for a bike ride with gary numan. |
I AM WASTED
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over midnight now
getting beautifully wasted |
I want my money back. It's now O one hundred and three hours and I've been drinking since fifteen hundred hours and I'm still not properly drunk. Rubbish.
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i'm getting on the pelinkovac, it gives you wild dreams and of questionable legality in the UK
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just got back from a true southern engagement party. open bar and i ate so much lamp cutlets and prime rib omg. also had purple peruvian potatoes for the first time. the shit
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Blarhgjdmng. Insanity. Singing "Liquid Swords'
I'll be the body dorppier the hearbeat stopper child educakted plus head amputater |
i can officially post in this thread completely wasted. best friend came back from trip, got wasted. im wasted,
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you send the best drunken texts EVER |
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"yo vince, I'm happy for you and I'mma let you finish but billy mays was the best pitchman of ALL TIME" "I DON'T NEED THAT SHIT. I'm billy fucking mays motehrufuck" "lolwqut" "no shit. bobbeh you better now be using my phiome to play betsy like that fucking VCHHEDDER HAEAD" "I'm looking for ahamerr annd aa tapndye" "IT'S TIME TO PARTY! LET'S PARTY @3" yes. really. |
blop blop ba doo bop
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OK, SO, i WINN AT LIFE PRETTY MUCH. |
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you could say that. |
Billy Mays ya'll.
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I lol'd. I haven't seen you this drunk in a LONG time
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you've never 'seen' me drunk. you need to recitfy that. next time you trek across country, stopp by and we'll get tore up/// like I am not.
Drink list: Voka gimlet vodka lemon screwdriver vokda gimlet scredriver vokda lemon vodka lemon vodka lemon |
you know what I meant. psh.
also, if I visit your casa there needs to be andrew WK |
dude, threre so would be....I Get Wet x 9000
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DO NOT WANt...right now...
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that's what she said
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No, no homo, me and A. WK could be like best friends or whatnot...
I'm suddenly enamored with me shoulder. |
you should get a shoulder parrot and name it andrew WK.
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Np, no birds.Bi8rds shit all over the fucking joint.
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get a stuffed one. dead birds don't shit.
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THEY BETTER fiucking not. I can't be having an undead bird up in this piece.
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