Are you talking about yourself or your cock now? If the latter, I fear you might be hermaphrodite.

You have the spirit of Loki in you. It's all your fault that the world's turning to shit.

JUST CRY DAMN YOU AND YOU CAN SAVE ALL THIS MESS.

Are you now shouting at your cock? Because I rather think that the 'crying' from it's 'eye' is pretty much what causes the 'mess', so that wouldn't work.

Where are the tears going?

Here's me trying to inject a bit of light-hearted, Norse mythology themed banter, and you can't stop talking about my cock. I can't blame you, it is enormous, but still. Shocking. Kids these days, [insert extra hollow epithet].

Loki is described as "the contriver of all fraud", apply this to your assertions about your cock.

It doesn't quite work, but I am sure you can see it's an insult.

I've seen better insults.


I wouldn't be as harsh as that, but she's got a point.

I already implied it was a shit insult, so you and your posse of quiz show presenters can fuck the fuck off. Fucks.

Is Glice being a dick?

It's not just quiz show presenters. I've got Konnie Huq and Melinda Messenger onside as well. Noel 'evil' Edmunds is coming for your kneecaps. Although if you're under-30 he might just try and get his evil slime all over your underwear. He's a bad soldier. Bad bad soldier.

Good use of the word 'fuck'. Much abused word, that 'un.

*Edit: I'm ignoring the comment that followed. Because it was rubbish.

Noel Edmunds can slime all over my underwear anytime he likes. Us Jewesses love a man with a direct line to a banker.

*Anyone who read that and thought that it is now okay to be an antisemitic cunt, is sorely mistaken*

I'd add that of all days, today is probably the least appropriate day for antisemitism. Not that any day is, but y'know.

I have a horrible image of an married Jewess finding Noel's slime on the inside of her wig now. What a horrible thought.

Why?

why a horrible thought, or why the least appropriate day?

not that i can provide an answer, i'm just curious about the question.

because.

all i can see is noels straining bearded face.

She definitely works for the Daily Sport.

haha yeah i think so too. oh the depravity!

No, it's not the Sport, almost as bad though, better quality page 3 models here...

Let's bump this thread shall we? Is that the correct terminology? I feel so out of touch with the webyouth.

if you post in other threads you will gain more attention perhaps.

Ah, senseless indulgence. That's a bump, yes. Everyone loves indulgence. Mmm. Indulgenty.

Meow! May I be honest with you Jon Boy, and other forumites? I don't post in other threads because I find myself and my rep to be a much more interesting topic. Is that so very wrong? Yes? Good.

no its not wrong and please dont take offence at what i said, i was just saying is all and not in a shit way.

oh, she's got you by the horn now. you are under her control. look at those sparkly things... yes...

By the horn? What does that mean? Is Glice a bull? Are all of you bulls? That would certainly explain a lot of what comes out on this forum...

that would be the wrong end of the bull but mostly yes? yes.

I'm flagellating myself as I type. Top tip: stray planks of wood with nails sticking out provide a cheap supply of 'backscratchers'.

i hope you're not pretending to suffer. we all know you get off on that. also, i think the proper word for your activities would be "flogging", as "flagellating" implies a whip and not a rod or any of its variations. a whip or lash. like the tails of my sperm cells: flagella.

If it's a joke,it has run its course.Why do you want rep points?To,perhaps,have an in-joke with yourself?Why?Why?