well you're older but i'm the man so maybe we could be equal... except that you're too short to be equal!

it's nature

"Aaaaaand CUT!" perfect shot, guys! :)

no problem, i can answer any questions you might have, about marriage or anything

think what our children would be like with me to educate them about life, the world and gender roles.

the gay yakuza

i'm not having my kids educated by bloody germans

they're just like normal gangsters except they like it up the wrong 'un?

that and they mark every male conquest into their katana

you could call it their "Shonen Knife"

you dont have to be german to teach your kids to be fascist.

that's beside the point

That grin is so cute. Anyways, I like older people, not necessarly too old. And they don't have to be cute. You are still cute in my eyes.

Had to bring the photo to the new page, eh?

Oh well, it is his pic thread and that is a future classic.

Of course, people have to know the sexiness that is T&B.

Are public Toilets the best place to meet your lifetime partner?

Und was ist falsch mit denen? Ihre Genuss von David Hasselhof? Ihre Geschicte mit dem Mann, der ein komischen Schnurrbart hat? Die geschamckslose Kinder-Eier?

I just realize this is not the Porky thread.

Who's for ze cofffe und doughnuts?

Yes, if a lifelong diseased partner is what you're looking for.

Mate, if you want a deceased partner, get yourself to the graveyard. Happy digging!

Yes that is what I need, someone who would listen to my problems and not say anything in return.

Eh?

...and the best thing about the dead? They can't say no to sex.

Also, they won't mind if you bring in a person too.

Deceased - of being dead, like the proverbial Norwegian Blue parrot
Diseased - of being with virus, illness etc. Not a lovely thing to be, but better than the above.

You're never lonesome with a threesome!

Unless you are dead.

Sorry,i meant diseased but misspelled it. Whip me.

Edit - Smelly.

You masochist, you.

If you really love me, you'll lick my wounds.

As long as they are covered with salt.

"He's not dead, he's just pinin' for the fjords"

You must spread some Norwegian Blue parrots around before giving them to MellySingsDoom again.

T&B, you remind me of the artist Carlton DeWoody.
http://www.artloversnewyork.com/artl...2-14/3471.html

why do you want a smelly corpse? you just posted the job description of a lacanian psychiatrist. now you just have to find one. your best chances to find one are in france.

or in a cemetery.

being online since last night makes me sad, cuz i deal with philip seymour hoffman.
anyhoo, did a search for 'orgasm' because of the bardo pond song and all kinds of nice threads came up. this was one of them.

that was your response when i first called him toileta.
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