ha ha--

no, it's called cleaning. you probably don't know what i'm talking about.

i gotta go!

--

ps - i handed all your (creamed) asses.

Oh well, it's time for tea and scones anyway.

!"£$%! has gone, bring on the next victim.

EDIT: On second thoughts, I'll have one of those scones if I may be so bold?

seeing as there's nobody else around how about french chap?

Yeah, go on. 'ave 'im!

I have to go and have a little lie down though, so you'll have to deal with him without my help.

why do I get the feeling that you would stop your own grandmother's funeral if it was time for tea and scones?

PS: those are called BISCUITS.

What are called biscuits?

biscuits!

It's spelt 'cheque', you utter prick.


Prick.


Yes you are, you prick.


Yes you are. What a prick.


Prick!


Ah, but which came first? In either case, you're a prick.


Yes, yes you are. You're still a prick though, just less of one than the rest of the pricks here.

If I've missed anyone out - you're a prick.

Scones! Not fucking biscuits, not fucking crumpets, SCONES!

scones are made from triangles. biscuits are round and made from love (and maybe buttermilk).

Oh, and can I ask why none of you pricks can get the hang of simple grammatical devices? Pricks.

who let the schoolmarm in?

You fucking said that already, you prick.

Edit - That racist prick.

And you are from which colonial outpost?

the one that kicked yr ass back across the pond. :mad:

yeah, that's what I thought....mr. teabags.

What the hell are you talking about. Triangular scones?

Scones are, and always have been, round and yummy in your tummy:

Oh, that one. Do say hello to our Queen if she pops in for tea, won't you? I understand she's popped over to visit, although she won't hang around long if you keep insisting on referring to scones as "biscuits".

I'll like to be there when you try to dunk a scone.

You'd look ruddy foolish.

Arguing about fucking scones. Fucking hell.

You mean scones are used as percussion?
How strange.
The only sound they can offer is the one your intestine does when frightened.

And since we're in the toilet department (which was a terrible move you made, floatingslowly - and I don't wanna know what kind of scone or bun is actually floating abroad), to T&B, i'm back, alone, ready to fight people worth it.

Which means that I'll probably see somewhere else.

What the fuck? This is by far the worst thread on the board. And it goes on for 8 pages....Great...

Excuse me... Mr Bertrand...











































BOO!!!

What the shitting twat does that mean?


Cunting shitballs racist twat-wrencher.


Such utter, utter twatestry.

And, on a more serious note, why do so many people seem to be members of 'kool' 'klubs'? You're all racist Satanist wankers. Die please.

you disappoint me.

we're arguing about BISCUITS.

scones are hollow triangular shapes. biscuits are are round and fluffy.


NEXT SUBJECT: gravy on biscuits

What are you getting at exactly, Glice?

google "tubgirl" for a more in depth illustration.

Does the catheter tube spread to your mouth, perchance? Got a webcam?

What the fuck are you going on about?

some people find that endearing. ok ok they all look like maggie thatcher but its better than nothing.

Glice gets outraged by small internet things, but still comes back to this thread trying to prove that he is a little more intelligent than all the other pricks on here. Proof that if you are a prick, you won't mind being treated like one. Oh, wait! a racist prick, i mean.

yawn...

Yes !
The Boo Radleys !
They were from Liverpool !

from thejoyoffuckingbaking.com

NEG REP

I'm going home now. I'm going to have some pasta to eat, with mushrooms and asparagus.

God only knows what the Americans will think that is...

noodles with ketchup.

The Benny Hill English Chuckling Consortium seems to spend most of its time eating. What a lovely way of life. And cute. Adorable.
Gotta go too.
Check the survivors tomorrow.


It could have been worse, considering the amount of nasty things you-know-who eventually edited.