Which ones do you tend to think you have ?

I don't want to go into that.

Ceiling fans that spin obnoxiously fast make me really nervous. And large crowds of people. Nothing scares me more than mass idiocy.

once again
being t boned at an intersection

oh god.

what cantakerous

well if youre implying what i think you are...

Hello all.

what? i have no idea what your trying to get at

oh like that hes gonna propose to me and creepy business like that

haha

yeh i was just mocking !@#$@@ for being in love with you

Alien, likes American Girls because they don't have that weird Australian accent.

thats right Prince spot on

I like being called a Prince, makes me feel all giddy and funny inside.

NO MORE MASS IDIOCY!!
NO MORE MASS IDIOCY!!
NO MORE MASS IDIOCY!!
NO MORE MASS IDIOCY!!

c'mon people!! say it with me! all together now!!!

NO MORE MASS IDIOCY!!
NO MORE MASS IDIOCY!!


*leaves to find sharpies and a signboard*

*SNORT*

the internet is a screen, son, where you project your fantasies.

fess up already, you're the one who worships the cankers. you follow her around and butt in every thread. you follow her around like a puppy.

oh yes you do ha ha ha

cankers and i have a friendly conversation and your mind goes into your personal fantasyland. your fantasyland.

at least be a man and own up to it.

--

because if a friendly conversation is a marriage proposal, looking a couple of pages back you wanna marry normaj.

is that what's really going on? are you hot for him?

say it. say ittttt.

Yeah I am not ashamed of my flirtatious way with every cute guy on this board. Savage, call me, I have a hand that is all lubed up.

ha ha ha ha.

and that's why i never post my picture anymore. not that you'd like it-- just the risk of it. :D

No, your too cool to like that way. You know the type that is a cool friend that you don't want to do anything to them anymore.

well that's reassuring.

unless...

That kitty needs air, I am calling PETA on your ass.

see, you had to go & mention my ass. i knew it was a trap.

and btw yeah i realized the fucker who took that picture must have closed the lid so he could enjoy some shitty internet fame. piece of shit motherfucker. i hope the cat claws his eyes out.

Don't worry, I am not interested in you. I would have said it. I am not ashamed. mirror dash, savage, porky, girlgun, and flophousefloozie call me.

oh hm floozie-- hurray. best cheekbones on this board. and she's fucking funny-- all around great.

i really like girlgun's looks, but i think we'd kill each other by whiskey shot #3.



clone, porks & mirror dash -- now that would be a fun drinking party.

I wasn't thinking of that type of party... but whatever, I have never been drunk in my short 23 years.

yeah i know the party you mean-- i don't. i think i'd genuinely enjoy sitting around a table and swilling liquor with those 3 bastards.

Savage always slay me, with his witty comments.

ha ha, i googled "slayer", and behold

Well, if you are saying Savage is a deity then yes he listens to Slayer.

drone doesn't strike me as a slayer kind of dude

That is what he wants you to think.

so you're implying that he's a closet slayer fan? does such a thing even exist? those fucking metal people usually go out of their way to draw attention to themselves and/or the fact that they listen to slayer and their cohorts.

Yeah, pretty much. I could never get metal that much of a chance.

like this?

(if your screen is wide enough you'll see it as 1 picture)

JESUS CHRIST!!!

yes.
like THAT.

ha ha ha ha.

i pity the fucking FOOL.

srsly.

that looks like it hurts like a bitch
that is fucking dedication.

that reminds me of catcher in the rye.

but anyway, dedication, sure, but to what?



fuck dedication.

i like people messy and inconsistent.