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Cantankerous 05.27.2008 10:32 AM

salutations. it's tuesday.
i'm never going to the doctor again. worst $150 i ever spent in my life.
they told me i didn't have strep, but to go ahead and come in and waste more time and money getting my blood drawn on a saturday morning because i might have mono.
and i told them fuck you.

greedrex 05.27.2008 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
bitch i got a lovely pineapple today and ripe mangos and strawberries and medjool dates and tons of bananas and packham pears and little round watermelons and a cantaloupe and you know what we had for dinner? young coconut-- i hacked it with my meat cleaver, we drank the juice & ate the insides. ooooooh sweeeeeeetttttttttttttttttttttttttttt. the pleasures of fresh fruit are too many to enumerate. too fuckign many.

anyway im done cooking for tonight (ive been prepping stuff for the week) so i should be leaving soon. gotta make me some babies ha ha ha ha. ok that was crass. i admit.

cankers-- take care of yourself girl. i fucking mean it. learn the enjoy the pleasures of good health. they are delicioucioucioucioucioucious.


am i the only one considering that calling a girl / woman a "BITCH" is really insulting, or am i just an old fart?
just asking
because nobody seems to notice
:eek:
or is that supposed to be friendly, like "pal", "mate" , "dude" mmm?:confused:

greedrex 05.27.2008 10:36 AM

myeah well if i put the word back in context, it looks as if this wasn't really addressed to Cantacky, but like "bitch" = "wow"
sorry
just back from work, all stressed out
i won't do it again
spank me

Cantankerous 05.27.2008 10:39 AM

i'm not offended. at all.

!@#$%! 05.27.2008 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by greedrex
am i the only one considering that calling a girl / woman a "BITCH" is really insulting, or am i just an old fart?
just asking
because nobody seems to notice
:eek:
or is that supposed to be friendly, like "pal", "mate" , "dude" mmm?:confused:


ha ha you are. not an old fart--- just "the only one". she calls me bitch too, on occasion, and the fact that im a man does not deter her. it's all good.

Cantankerous 05.27.2008 10:48 AM

i went to the doctor, BITCH

waste of my life.

!@#$%! 05.27.2008 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
salutations. it's tuesday.
i'm never going to the doctor again. worst $150 i ever spent in my life.
they told me i didn't have strep, but to go ahead and come in and waste more time and money getting my blood drawn on a saturday morning because i might have mono.
and i told them fuck you.

hey, i know for a fact you've spent lots more money in much worse shit, so don't give me any lip on that one. you've now sorted out 2 things: 1) you don't have strep throat, so you don't need antibiotix. 2) you need a fucking blood test, mono girl. from my interweb readings, this seems to jive with your ongoing symptoms (you've been sick like this for a while now), and you should notify the goyfriend. don't be a total pendeja and get yourself tested & treated.

this post has been brought to you courtesy of REALITYTM

the ikara cult 05.27.2008 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
i went to the doctor, BITCH

waste of my life.


If you have the choice of talking to The Samaritans or assosciated people, do that before you start drinking/taking.
If you dont want to listen to me you are a cunt

!@#$%! 05.27.2008 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by greedrex
spank me


eww

no waiii

!@#$%! 05.27.2008 11:00 AM

choose one:

mono

mono

mono

Cantankerous 05.27.2008 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by the ikara cult
If you have the choice of talking to The Samaritans or assosciated people, do that before you start drinking/taking.
If you dont want to listen to me you are a cunt

did you not read my post? i am FINE now, and i DO NOT drink anymore for the last time.
i was being an idiot because i have absolutely nothing to be depressed about. i didnt have a horrible childhood, ive never been abused by anyone at all, i have lovely pets/boyfriend/apartment/financial situation/etc, i'm good looking, etc etc etc. so many people have it way worse than i do. i was being stupid and selfish and ungrateful, so call me a cunt if you want to. it's true.

Cantankerous 05.27.2008 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
choose one:

mono

mono

mono


http://youtube.com/watch?v=upwCSe6Frso

ps, i am not getting my blood drawn (on a saturday morning no less) you asshole. mono is harmless, i've had it before.

jesus christ i am in a bad mood today

!@#$%! 05.27.2008 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
http://youtube.com/watch?v=upwCSe6Frso

ps, i am not getting my blood drawn (on a saturday morning no less) you asshole. mono is harmless, i've had it before.

jesus christ i am in a bad mood today


haaa haaa haaaa.

ok ms. epstein-barr. :p

where do you get mono so often? i've never had it. the crabs yes, but not mono.

Rob Instigator 05.27.2008 11:04 AM

mono can kll the weak and old and young and foxy

!@#$%! 05.27.2008 11:05 AM

ps that song is horrid

Cantankerous 05.27.2008 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
mono can kll the weak and old and young and foxy

if you're talking about the CLove song
Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
ps that song is horrid

it certainly is
Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
haaa haaa haaaa.

ok ms. epstein-barr. :p

where do you get mono so often? i've never had it. the crabs yes, but not mono.

fuck you i was 13. you people are pissing me off, stop being so god damn smug.

!@#$%! 05.27.2008 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
mono can kll the weak and old and young and foxy


the way she mistreats her body, she's got the immune system of an old hag.

http://www.netwellness.org/question.cfm/37147.htm

Cantankerous 05.27.2008 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
the way she mistreats her body, she's got the immune system of an old hag.

http://www.netwellness.org/question.cfm/37147.htm

i will find you and kill you.

!@#$%! 05.27.2008 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
if you're talking about the CLove song

it certainly is

fuck you i was 13. you people are pissing me off, stop being so god damn smug.


ha ha ok fine, im not feeling smug, just a little hyper this morning, actually feeling great, and come on, it's funny, if you don't see the humor in your travails you've got a stick up your ass-- you gotta learn to laugh at your misery.

i think it would be a good idea to get yr. blood so that 1) you don't spread the thing, 2) you know for sure that's what you got and not something more obscure and perhaps deadly. not trying to spook your or something but shit, you're not so stingy when it comes to fucking yourself up.

Rob Instigator 05.27.2008 11:12 AM

we used to meet every thursday, thursday, thursday in the afternoon
http://youtube.com/watch?v=x_EU7e4T7gE

Cantankerous 05.27.2008 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
ha ha ok fine, im not feeling smug, just a little hyper this morning, actually feeling great, and come on, it's funny, if you don't see the humor in your travails you've got a stick up your ass-- you gotta learn to laugh at your misery.

i think it would be a good idea to get yr. blood so that 1) you don't spread the thing, 2) you know for sure that's what you got and not something more obscure and perhaps deadly. not trying to spook your or something but shit, you're not so stingy when it comes to fucking yourself up.

watch me NOT die, fucker.
i will be back with a fucking vengeance when i get back in august. i'm leaving in four days whether anyone likes it or not.

Rob Instigator 05.27.2008 11:13 AM

see you back around my birthday

!@#$%! 05.27.2008 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
watch me NOT die, fucker.
i will be back with a fucking vengeance when i get back in august. i'm leaving in four days whether anyone likes it or not.


yeah!

come and kill me when you can get out of bed.

get better, bitch-- that's what matters.

Cantankerous 05.27.2008 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
see you back around my birthday

about a month before that
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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
yeah!

come and kill me when you can get out of bed.

get better, bitch-- that's what matters.


hahaha i'll be able to get up in about a half hour

pill cocktails and weed!

!@#$%! 05.27.2008 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
hahaha i'll be able to get up in about a half hour

pill cocktails and weed!


pssschhhhhh..... pussy

Cantankerous 05.27.2008 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
pssschhhhhh..... pussy

you would probably OD if you did what i just did, pussy.

i'm going to get up and dance around when this shit kicks in because i need to moveeeeeeee.

!@#$%! 05.27.2008 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
you would probably OD if you did what i just did, pussy.

i'm going to get up and dance around when this shit kicks in because i need to moveeeeeeee.


drugs are for pussies.

i had a banana mango matcha hemp milk smoothie & i can kick yr ass from here to mars. ha!

Cantankerous 05.27.2008 11:28 AM

okay, i feel like im gonna fucking die, and a SMOOTHIE WOULD NOT HELP ME RIGHT NOW. i'm not trying to get high right now, i'm trying to kill off this fucking muscle pain. my neck is stiff. that's not cool. smoothies don't fix that etc etc.

that sounds so nasty. if it were orange or something i wouldn't object but bananas are disgusting and flies fucking lay their eggs in them.

jon boy 05.27.2008 11:40 AM

are you having your period or something?

Cantankerous 05.27.2008 11:42 AM

no. why, are you on yours?
i'll stop being a cunt soon i promise.



and i soooooo should not have made this thread.
i knew before i made it that i hate being told what to do. it makes me want to kill people. i was about to reach through the phone and smack my mom telling her grown daughter what to eat, in a sassy pissed off "im sick of your shit" motherly tone.

Rob Instigator 05.27.2008 11:49 AM

tell yr mom we are ALLLLL sick of yr shit

ha ha ha!!!!!!

atari 2600 05.27.2008 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous
i knew before i made it that i hate being told what to do. it makes me want to kill people. i was about to reach through the phone and smack my mom telling her grown daughter what to eat, in a sassy pissed off "im sick of your shit" motherly tone.


When they inevitably ;) ask if you've had any homicidal thoughts, please tell them "no."

Cantankerous 05.27.2008 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by atari 2600
When they inevitably ;) ask if you've had any homicidal thoughts, please tell them "no."

who are 'they' and why are they questioning me?

Cantankerous 05.27.2008 11:56 AM

8 pages of this shit? nooooooooo.
this is now a david bowie photo thread.

 

Rob Instigator 05.27.2008 12:10 PM

 

EMMAh 05.27.2008 12:46 PM

I know I've heard lots of David Bowie, but nothing really sticks out but Fame.
Fame is a fun song to listen to on occasion.

Toilet & Bowels 05.27.2008 02:25 PM

things would be all the better if david bowie had never put out any records

girlgun 05.27.2008 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
things would be all the better if david bowie had never put out any records


gasp.

Rob Instigator 05.27.2008 03:40 PM

ther sure would be a lot less suck ass "adult contemporary"

Everyneurotic 05.28.2008 12:18 AM

i don't need pills or fruit, just a cigarette; best of both worlds?

bowie would have been better if he only released 7"s of his very very very very very very best songs.


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