Leave her alone, you twat. Gay people know how to make the girls all giddy.

Psychiatrists and others will tell you that we all have some kind of addictive relationship, whether it's with caffeine or alcohol or hard drugs or sex.

I was going to say the same thing about you, girlgun. He just beat me to it.

Please put me in your pocket, too. Please? One of the front pockets on some tight jeans, preferably.

yes!!!!

Well thank you for recognizing what I am, a queen.

and absofuckinglutely.

well no i googled "asslicker" and nothing good came up, but her face was there

i thought you were calling me a princess. you still can. go on. do it.

not when it counts most

Not even 2 girls 1 cup? I finally showed that to some friends yesterday, they were like WTF???

Repping you all over the place... if I could.

Please, I'm ambidextrous.

So, now you're single AND with no friends. Smart move!
ZING!

No still my friends, funny as hell though watching them watch it after eating Chili cheesburgers, and chili cheese fries.

Ha ha! Not that there's anything wrong with that, as Seinfeld would say.

you may be the single best pic googler ever.

Wow, look what happens. Girlgun comes along and all the men start falling all over themselves, even the gay ones.

Do you realize the effect you have on us, girlgun?

take that back, gawd damn you. take that back!

:mad:

you're pretty good and stuff too?

That looks more like she is shitting.

the effect? you should tell me more.

consider it a BONUS for your licking action.

free ice cream!

that's a fairly good size of cock, but why is their no silhouette for the balls?

did i miss something?

i have no idea

maybe that's what synth was referring to after he looked for the balls

i merely googled that picture

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anway, here's a redneck truck accessory

he's on um...

cuz he got um..




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holla

loved this thread.

No, it looks like its shit, not a cock.

me too.

hahahahahaha so fuckin GROSS and hideous
man drugs are like that:eek:

you got it! I didn't think anyone was gonna get it and then BAM! you surprise the shit out of me!

gross, hideous AND hilarious

good call on this pic

that has got to be the single best haircut of all time.