for a small faux-pas, that's perfectly acceptable for $200.

will it be debit or credit?

Erm. Do you take ASCII?

really because you seem pretty fucking bitter about it?

This is so good.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moronga

worst thread evar

we know

LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE

ha ha.

what i meant is, i think even julian knows but he's refusing to accept the harsh truth.

For the record. . . I've never gotten laid because I've never tried. I've had girlfriends who would have sexually obliged me if I did try, and I've had opportunities for one night stands that I purposefully didn't pursue. It wasn't hard to get them to do me sexual favors, or to allow me to perform them sexual favors.

It's not that I don't have sexual desire, it's more that I'm just incredibly apprehensive about it. I'm like that with just about everything. I always see the bad things. I'm a chronic worry wart. I think about sex and immediately babies, ripped condoms, AIDS, HPV, and Herpes comes to mind.

you can't have that much sexual desire then.

Wow when I think about sex, I say is he really hot, will he be good in bed, is he a top or btm? Will he want anything serious? I am like what the fuck go for it.

This is a response to Julian.

yeah i'm thinking he must be a bit nonsexual. that's alright. someone has to be.

next thing we know, julian will be the next son of sam.

Hahaha. That took me too long to get.

Really. I'm not an incredibly bitter person. I do harbor it towards some people, but only people that have become my friends and betray me and relatives in my extended family who say shit about my siblings, parents, or myself.

it's a bit hard to read from the photo

and the neighbors who pissed you off, and that chick in the supermarket who gave you the evil eye, and the ones who called you a faggot on youtube, and cheerleaders, and that lady with the wonky eye that spanked you when you were 7, and the little people inside your head who tell you to do things you really don't wanna do, and...

I don't think it's that. I can't kiss a girl that I have romantic feelings for without getting a raging boner.

I'm just a big scaredy cat. Somewhere in my mental development, something went horribly wrong.

If something is 99.9% effective, I worry about the .1%

I get pissed off. Everyone does. Being bitter is lingering, being pissed off wears off quickly.

I hope never, that what I like about her.

I'm too afraid of guns to shoot anyone with them. I'd be worried that I'd mishandle it and accidentally injure myself, or that I'd shoot someone or something I didn't want to on a sudden impulse.

Sigmund Freud would find me a very interesting specimen of a person though.

no shit son. go get your head checked & stop taking out your frustration on your unrequited internet crushes, or you'll end up a serial killer. just saying.

well i gotta go take a nap. fucking neighbors sounding like the jerry springer show at 3am woke me up.

he strikes me as the sort who would be picked on in school and one day snap and bring a gun and shoot everyone.

never.

i dont care.

i like it.

i'm in your country.

I was way too much in my own world in HS to harbor that much hate to my fellow students.

Malagasy Republic?

you mean madagascar?
uh isn't he in the netherlands?

yeah me too
they all accused me of being a junkie whore
i was just like whatev. maybe i am.

Sorry but I'm not that type.

I'm talking shit.

i'm aware.

but really isn't he dutch?

People thought I was a huge pothead. I never even laid eyes on a joint when I was in HS.

I do not mind Cantankerous, actually, I think she is pretty swell.

it's incredible how far from the truth people's perceptions can be

like for instance that i hate everything/one
thnaks. you're swell too, and i mean that

To be fair, the assumption is just coming off of 3-4 posts you made that I read in recent memory, and the aversion to such posts comes from a pre-existing aversion to friends of mine with said habits. I've had a few friends that were total Mary Contraries that would immediately hate anything I said I liked.

I love Christopher Walken.

I feel that I actually AM cantankerous, that she exists in my mind, or that I exist in hers and that due to this I cannot quite figure out the polarity of her, or me, and by virtue of that, end up quite confused, and so I just sit on the couch, take a bong hit, and ponder why that aspect of my personality is such a "prissy little bitch" to quote the threadstarter, or, if the smoke really gets on top of me, I ponder why the aspect of cantankerous' personality that is I is such a smart ass, asshole, know it all.

all I know is that I don't know nothing.

wow. I'm off the board for a few hours and end up missing
out on an epic thread.

tanky has a hell of a schtick. It has all the net-boys in a frenzy.