Marinated in Red Bull.

real beatings over the remote control are even better

it's slang for "buffalo-spiced"

Atsonicpark,

See those nubbins on the side? Those are wings, they have stickiness on their underside.





You fold them around and stick them to the outside of your underwear.

on mud?

he means as in "the darn thing's got wings!" ala maxipad. panty liners ffs.


[edit: too slow :( ]

this is turning into a "how to be a girl" thread.

i hope gmku is not taking notes.

ew ew ew ew ew


tip number 80470857 for girls: DO NOT WEAR PADS. YOU WILL SMELL.

unless you like smelling like a dead animal/rotted roast beef and sitting in your own blood

But I hear that's the fragrance this year???

I can smell periods.


:|

sheeeettt, wear pads at night-- no toxic shock syndrome.

i wear tampons when i sleep and i've never gotten toxic shock. i couldn't wear a pad anyway, i sleep on my side and the blood would run down my leg and get all over my white sheets.

women are weird

rainin' blood!!!!

well you've only been flushing your uterus for a handful of years

tampons require frequent change

tss is rare anyway but always possible.

read up a bit.

ive never slept with a woman who, how shall we say it, "drools" at night, and i've slept with a good number. (i mean sleep, not fuck.)

get one of those jumbo towels and a pair of cotton panties and blow it all out with confidence

i've read alllllll about it dear.
you can safely wear a tampon for up to 8 hours.
gross. i'm doing fine the way i handle it now, thank you.

you never oversleep?





heh heh, i love that picture

i barely sleep at all

Waah, Bodyformmm, Bodyform for yoooou!

(Ancient and excruciatingly bad English tampon ad jingle)

Thank god I am not a girl, I don't have to be pretty all the time.

Ha ha ha - a man telling a woman about tampons!!! :D:D;)

serial monogamists tend to learn all manner of stuff

Serial homos have no idea about this stuff [facepalm]

I am a serious homo, or pretend to be one.

im sure there are other things to be learned in that career path

Yep, like...uh...interior decorating [/lame answer]

ha ha ha.

im talking about physiology & what not.

don't be coy!

Coy is middle name, !@#$%! (actually, it's James, but I won't let that piffling fact get in the way of some witty banter).

No doubt. Not to mention it feels like a mattress between your legs. I hate pads. I also hate bleeding profusely from my vag on a regular basis.

Moisturize! And use moisturizer and/or foundation with sunblock daily.
Wrinkles and age spots suck as much as stretch marks.

This thread is starting to remind me of that guitar wolf song roaring blood.


ROARING BLOOD
ROARING BLOOD
ROARING BLOOD
EXPLODING BLOOD
ROARING BLOOD
ROCK N ROLL BLOOD

Period pain is the worst. Or one of the worst, anyway.

Some simple attire tips:

Shoulder seams should run at the shoulders, not hang past them.

If you roll up long shirt sleeves, roll them all the way past the elbow. Otherwise leave them buttoned.

Your shoe colors don't have to match your pants, but they should be as dark or darker* (for example, dark chocolate-suede shoes would work with black pants). *I don't always follow this rule myself, though.

Don't wear shoes of any kind with shorts unless they're trainers and you're working out, gardening, or mowing the lawn--for all other occasions, if you're going to wear shorts, sandals are the only choice.

Don't tuck in tee-shirts or polos--ever.

No open-toed footwear (flip flops, sandals) in the work place or to a client meeting--ever!

True. And I think girls have more leeway in these things than men.

Shopping tips:

No matter how old or young you are, steer clear of American Eagle.

If you find a piece of clothing that really works for you and that you love, get it in multiples if it's available in other colors--at least 2 or 3 more, if possible.

Never buy clothing at full price and always check out the clearance racks first--you'll find amazing deals in even the best stores that way. In this same vein, you'll often find the best deals in clothing that's off-season, like sweaters in summer, polos in winter, etc. Another good time to look is at the end of a season, though selection is sometimes thinned out--meaning if you find that deeply discounted lightweight summer polo in September, grab it.

To find your true foot size, stand with one foot on a piece of paper and then bend over and trace with a pen or pencil around your foot. Measure from heel to toe, and this is your size. For example, 11 inches is a size 11.

Then pay attention to what consumer reviews say about how a shoe fits. If most reviews say it fits larger than its stated size, you'll know to size down from your foot size. If they say it runs true to size, simply buy your size.

Fashion tip: Never buy any clothes from a shop that has a DJ blasting out crap house tunes (as opposed to good ones) - these shops be staffed by wankers. Damn ye all who enter these premises!

Uniqlo often do good, cheap apparel, espesh for the mens.

A good second-hand clothes store is worth it's weight in gold.

Avoid shirts with horrible fuck-off logos on them.

A good cotton T-shirt will pay for itself.

(For the men): For crying out loud, WEAR A FUCKING BELT. I do NOT want to be constantly seeing unwanted arse cleavage or Y-front exposure! You are not in "Menace II Society", so stop it. Now!

Clothes depicting Peanuts characters are always winning, but should
reflect your personality:

Snoopy--cool, unique
Charlie Brown--quiet, insecure, but never down for too long
Lucy--bitch
Peppermint Patty--tomboy leader
Marcie--bisexual intellectual
Sally--lovesick
Schroeder--all about your art