Arrange your next group outing at a skinhead/Oi! punk show, that way they get beaten up anyway.

if you can't be truthful to your best friends, then they can't be best friends.

Yeah, same


This is true..

I do...and it makes me look like a dick.

EDIT:I don't do it all the time but when I do....

It was nice seeing you again.

Sounds creepy but it was to a friend I haven't seen in a while. We hung out tonight...

i can be truthful to all of them except the one i was bitching about earlier in the thread. they're in the same boat, though... none of us wants to be the one to face up to her. :\

really....i didnt think it would fit..oh well, you were right....pass the mustard please.....

Yes, "indefinitely" because I can't stand your stifling, self-produced depression and the hypocrisy that has split our group of friends. Waiting is killing me. I feel like I've waited my whole life in this one room. It's not me, it's you. It's not you, it's me. It's not us, it's them. If it isn't here, it at least might be there.

Don't ever trust me. I won't lie to you but, i will fuck you over bad the first chance i get, i tell you, time and time again that i can't take your personality, your high-minded attitude toward life. I let you know my respect for your existence is minimal, only a basic respect for things living. Don't trust me, i hope you hate me, i hope you turn your back and keep going. I've never wanted to hurt someone as bad as you i dream of beating the shit out of you, i regress to adolescent thoughts of violence and pain for you. you aren't ''cool'' im not cool, guess what asshole NOBODY is, at least not the way you see it.

JUST POUR MY COFFEE AND RING ME UP YOU WORTHLESS BARISTA SACK OF SHIT.

she has been cheating on you and you have no idea!!!

You're a douchebag, a dick, and have absolutely no regard for those you say you care about. Actually, you don't even say you care about them. If I knew better I'd stay away from you, but I'm too dumb to do that.

a while back you told me that it sucks that we only get to talk "like once a semester." well apparently it didn't suck that bad because you never did a goddamn thing about it. and we're next door fucking neighbors for fuck's sake. every time we've hung out since then i've been the one who says "hey, what's up?" [and just on cue "i've been thinkin about my doorbell/when you gonna ring it?" comes on the radio]. you've never once since then called me, knocked on my door or even said hello when you see me in the yard. and i know you've got a boyfriend and you know i want you, and maybe that's why you haven't taken the first step. but seriously, what kind of boyfriend would rather move back in with his parents than with you??? that's fucked up and you know it.


also, just now i wasn't fucking stalking you, i was getting some fucking basil from the garden, so there's no need to fucking hurry up the steps and shut the door real quick pretending you didn't see me. if you don't want me in yr life then find the fucking clitoral fortitude to say it to my fucking face.

:mad:

I have never heard this before, and I thank you for introducing me to it.

heh

ya it is a good line. A clit is sorta castle like. I mean it is well fortified, has a moat, hopefully without alligators; a clear sight on any map, regardless of how close the forest line is to the draw bridge.

It's like a little tower within a keep but you can tell it apart because the spells have all gone awry and the rooftop is a bit embarrassed. But there's a tiny warlock in there! somewhere! not there, how about there? no ok let me just say that somewhere! there's a warlock! and the spells are all fire based.

RIDE YOUR BIKE ON THE FUCKING SIDEWALK YOU JACKASS. NOT IN THE STREET WHERE I'M TRYING TO DRIVE.

jesus.

For the love of FUCK, STOP FUCKING COOKING 24/7. Yr apartment fucking REEKS and I'm sick of having to go out and buy adjustable air fresheners to cover up yr stinky ass. If that isn't enough, I'm also getting insects because you never clean yr cooking shit up. GodDAMN.

I want a Megaphone on my car just for the this purpose. In town we have full sidewalks and the bikers insist on riding the in right 1/4 of the road, forcing everyone over. I usually shout obscenities directed at their mothers.

are you high??

Um...sorry. I'm a terrible BF.

a-fucking-men.

If you call me ''brotherman'' one more time, I'm going to slam yr head into a trash can.

I love you very much Kitten, but to tell you the truth it kind of hurts me that you're with someone else. There used to be a time when we had a lot of fun. Didn't tell you about my feelings back then but damn I felt lucky! Now I hardly get to see you anymore. And when I do I feel replaceable and like a faint shadow of what I once used to be.

Fucking hire me you dumb cunts.

stop it with the chicken fights.

The reason I didn't buy you a drink was because your old roomate told me that your pussy always stunk, as in you didn't take care of it. Not that I wanted to go there with you, but, wow that is some dirty shit. Value your body and dont try to flirt with your friends people.

I hate you

This is your Uncle Jim speakin' fellas. Nothing in this world is free. You fellas smoke pot? Your Cousin Jim smokes pot. Yeah, he sits around the house, smokes a little pot, drinks a little beer, plays a little music. But he smokes the good stuff, fellas. Not that stuff laced with LSD, 'cause it will drive you OUT OF YOUR MIND!!!! That's right, don''t buy any pot in Georgetown, fellas, they're all undercover narcotics agents GUYS'.. And that rest area over there on the Parkway? It's a hangout for three dollar bills. The young crowd hangs out there, guys, the young crowd. I know where the CIA is, it's out in McLean, where you have those high rents. There's acreage out there, the CIA, they've got the gate, I've seen it, fellas, I know where it is. And then Abdullah's Pizza? It's owned by Palestinians fellas. Have you got an aquarium? Is it STOCKED?? Here, here's thirty dollars fellas, go out and buy some seahorses and STOCK it for your Uncle Jim. I believe in capital punishment, fellas. I'll kill all those crooks in the capital. In fact, all those insurance salesmen, mafia leaders, congressmen . . . let's throw 'em in an arena and release some bulls on 'em, fellas . . . .'Cause I'm your Uncle Jim. NOTHING in this word is for free. Now yer Uncle Jim's gonna spew a little garbage on ya, fellas . . . .

nothing-- i told it to their faces, and won.

VICTORY!

Now you listen to me Eric. You don't blow your money on the comic books, you understand? They don't do you a damn bit of good, and the nude mags? You're gonna be inheriting mine when you're 16 anyway. Now look. The junk food and the candy just rots your teeth, gives you bad breath, and the girls run like hell. Stay the hell away from buying any rock tv shirts or hip hop gear or anything like that. Arcade games, pick out ONE that you can do okay ONE that you can do as opposed to a whole bunch of them that you don't know what the hell you're doing. Techno music just puts a hole in your brai- are you listening to me? Look at me when I'm talking to you.

Be a man. Can you do that? Probably not, because all you do is bitch and complain, like a teenage woman. You are almost thirty five and you have non-stop shit coming forth from your mouth. Shut your face and be a grown fucking man. I'm sorry I slept with your EX girlfriend in college, but that was almost ten yrs ago. WIPE YR PUSSY OFF AND BE A MAN. Maybe then a woman may find you attractive, because you will be the OPPOSITE of her, not just like her, bitching about all kinds of shit and not doing anything.

How the hell did you get my number and why are you texting me?

idk my bff jill?

this is f-ing fantastic.

i dont know what to post here. i often tend to say what i think/feel and have a reputation for being a bitch because of it. i have been programmed not to care.

I wish I had a bff named Jill sometimes.

My lack of emotion makes it easy to tell people everything I think.

try to believe in honest words or you will never experience truth

Why did I friend you on Facebook? We only talked once. And now your shit is all over my wall. Blargh.