I bet Dead-Air is actually Dick Cheney secretly visiting this forum as a way of expressing his eccentric need to communicate with those who probably hate him

I bet Josh is actually Andrew WK

I bet my daughter being gay has secretly opened my mind to Sonic Youth...

er...

I mean, I bet that Kloriel is actually a well paid accountant.

Oh lawd, sometimes I wish I was. Party Party Party.

oh my god that'd be awesome

i think stu666 and i could make some sweet music together.
i think davenotdead is dead, yet he still masturbates to pix of satan.
i think swa(y) pretends to be an ahole but is actually a nice f-ing guy.
i think floslobot is the luckiest guy on board. being a robot ANDs gotta hot wife? come on.
i dont think dirty bunny is a filthy rabbit at all, i think shes a hot girl in disguise of some fluff.

Actually you haven't pretended to be an a-hole in more months than I can recall.

I suspect demonrail666 still owns an autographed Def Leppard poster.

I know. :( I miss the swa(y) that was easily worked up.

the new swa(y) is all calm, cool and collected.

what's with that shit? what have you done with the real swa(y)?

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I bet davenotdead will be given his own boy-band to lead as hush-money, in exchange for not telling the world that he got Miley pregnant.

I bet davenotdead promised floatingslowly a slot as the "older by great on the mic" boy-band member, in exchange for telling the world that he got Miley pregnant.

I have an autographed satan rubber ducky signed by all the members of Deerhoof if anyone wants to buy it for like over 9000 bucks.

i totally agree! ;)

I bet noisereductions gets strange stares from black people on the road who hear him jamming to the latest Slim Thug album

the world is a terrible/wonderful place, innit?

I think floaty hates me now, and wishes he could gank me

I think zombot wishes she could be a real girl sometimes, but will never admit it.

I think Davenotdead would bang anything that moves, but that's not really a secret.

i think most people on here have really pale legs.

hahahaa

guilty

I bet 1/3 of the people don't listen to 1/2 of the music that 2/3 of the 3/3 that make up this board talk about.

thats only my internet persona. ;)

internet personas are for suckers.

I'm coming real with this shit.

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I bet Satan uses SPF-75 nightcream.

I bet floatingslowly loves The Plugz.

i actually like them. (mine, not just yours)

this is false.

I've worn shorts outside of the house less than 5 times in the last 3 years.

i get out in skirts or dresses quite often but my skin is destined to stay pale.

I'm not super pale and my tans fade very, very, very slowly. So like one week in the sun per 2 years is enough to keep me from looking like some Transylvania Count.

wow you're so right, how did you know?

i'm all pale by the way. i did get a slight tan after getting a sunburn at the seaside but it's all gone already.

I believe that only a dozen of you fiends out there know anything of merit about hot sauce.

Milk is the only way to neutralize the active 'spicy' (capsaicin)ingredient in chili-based products/food.

true, you need something fat to neutralize spicy things, water doesn't help because it washes all the fat away even more and makes the effects stronger.

Chili, schmili. I'm coming at my food habanero,jalapeno,wasabi,cayenne pepper strong!

Real wasabi is very rare and most 'wasabi' in paste form is just colored horseradish.

Mustard's spiciness goes on a curve from how long it is steeped in water before added vinegar, 0-15 minutes. 15 minutes being the peak of hotness. The temperature of water also has an effect, colder water produces a spicier mustard.

you mean like ricci lake?

haha, suckers.

might work if you can fit her into your mouth.

Not if you buy it from Japan,which I have, and yes it is very different from the wasabi most western eastern eateries one would frequent.

Last time I wore shorts was the day I had to walk through a thorn patch.... no joke.

i feel for you.

time to get some sleep now. i'm leaving for london tomorrow.

Bon Voyage!

I bet ploesj will play this song on loop all day tomorrow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AlH2oYedfk

merci beaucoup!

play? i'll be singing that!