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Sonic Youth 37 06.26.2009 12:57 AM

Wayne>Kanye, all day, every day.

Kanye is a just a little bitch and Wayne is too leaned most of the time to know what the hell is going on. Even though I did prefer him when you couldn't understand him "she go wobbledy, wiggedbkdgjdf, eajkdhghureg, jkghsjhjem, wit it" to the autotune.

terriblecanyons 06.26.2009 01:00 AM

I can't stand either. Hell, if Cher bought the rights I'd be happier than if either of them did.

Sonic Youth 37 06.26.2009 01:02 AM

Cher is too distraught that she spawned a manlady. Maybe George Lucas will buy them and get his bum boy Hayden to record duets.

terriblecanyons 06.26.2009 01:03 AM

That would seriously be amazing.

alteredcourse 06.26.2009 01:03 AM

7 pages in 8 hours !!

I played my junky thrift store vinyl Off the Wall after I heard. Bye Michael Jackson!

Sonic Youth 37 06.26.2009 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons
That would seriously be amazing.

But knowing George, he'd digitally make Michael black again in all the videos and cover art.

terriblecanyons 06.26.2009 01:05 AM

And add Jar Jar in there somewhere.

Sonic Youth 37 06.26.2009 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons
And add Jar Jar in there somewhere.


George would cream his Justice League undies at the change to re-edit the video for "Scream"

terriblecanyons 06.26.2009 01:09 AM

He'd just make it a Star Wars/Black Jacko clusterfuck and completely cut out Janet.

!@#$%! 06.26.2009 01:43 AM

Do any of you celebrity worshippers know what Barbara Walters did tonight?

I'm told she was going to have a Farrah Fawcett special but then Jacko up & died.

Did she run the Farrah show, or did she slap together a Jacko tribute?

I'm just thinking there could be high comedy in this situation, at least for those who love life's little curveballs.

DeadDiscoDildo 06.26.2009 02:23 AM

Dude, Michael Jackson is really dead

loubarret 06.26.2009 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terriblecanyons
And add Jar Jar in there somewhere.

That will be hell

automatic bzooty 06.26.2009 02:35 AM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons
That's a good question. Maybe Macca will buy it back?

i heard some rumor that MJ left the catalogue to macca. i don't think there's any weight to that, though.

demonrail666 06.26.2009 03:33 AM

The BBC are going way over the top in their coverage with reports of Glastonbury festival goers 'in shock'. It's big deal for 'the pop world' and a few obsessive die hard fans but the idea that fields full of Radiohead fans are even remotely traumatised by the news sounds pretty unlikely to me.

hat and bread 06.26.2009 03:34 AM

Well shit. I consider myself a fan.
Young Michael Jackson was as brilliant as pop singers come.

_slavo_ 06.26.2009 03:52 AM

RIP

 

pokkeherrie 06.26.2009 05:29 AM

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Originally Posted by _slavo_
RIP


 



Why's Eddie Murphy laughing at Will Smith's death?

Did Will promise him he could have his roles?

MellySingsDoom 06.26.2009 05:52 AM

So the Wacko one's finally ascended to Pop Heaven. "Off The Wall" and "Thriller" are great albums, and his childhood was pretty fucked up (his Dad comes across as a right monster). That doesn't excuse him for the lameness of "Earth Song" though, or his frankly creepy Peter Pan persona/obsession.

demonrail666 06.26.2009 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom
his frankly creepy Peter Pan persona/obsession.


That and everything surrounding it has been the only interesting thing about him for the past twenty-five years.

PAULYBEE2656 06.26.2009 06:46 AM

sad day for the world..personally i dont give a ..... about michael jackson but with todays media saturation, this is a huge "ewhere were you when" day...like jfk, like ayrton senna, like elvis presley, only a lot bigger.....

rip michael...... thanks for dirty diana/

nicfit 06.26.2009 07:23 AM

 

rip. wacko jacko

Antagon 06.26.2009 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by gualbert
It's weird but he has been the 1st (or second) guest star in the Simpsons.
It's hard to think he had some sense of humor.


In an interview Matt Groening stated that Jacko was a big fan of Bart Simpson (ten year old boy *wink* *wink*) at the time. He even contributed backing vocals on "Do the Bartman" which appeared on "The Simpsons Sing the Blues", released by Geffen records in 1990.

jennthebenn 06.26.2009 07:43 AM

He wrote "Do The Bartman" too.

HaydenAsche 06.26.2009 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by PAULYBEE2656
sad day for the world..personally i dont give a ..... about michael jackson but with todays media saturation, this is a huge "ewhere were you when" day...like jfk, like ayrton senna, like elvis presley, only a lot bigger.....

rip michael...... thanks for dirty diana/


Bigger than JFK? Are you serious?

John F Kennedy was a respectable human being. Michael Jackson was an overpaid freakshow that used to make good music. Michael Jackson has been dead for 25 years as far as I'm concerned.

To be honest, it didn't even strike me as a big deal when I heard about it yesterday. I just hope they place his fucked up children with someone who might be able to console them through the fact that their crazy daddy touched their friends, made them wear masks, and died looking like a 40 year old woman's vagina was glued to his face.

HaydenAsche 06.26.2009 07:49 AM

However, on the other hand...




 


"He made Thriller, baby. Thriller."

Derek 06.26.2009 08:41 AM

I agree with the Hayden boy.

Antagon 06.26.2009 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by jennthebenn
He wrote "Do The Bartman" too.


Yeah, along with Bryan Loren.

Mothballs in the Beefstew!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKmplCJfOf8

gualbert 06.26.2009 08:52 AM

Hehe.
"You write the song, and I make some coffee"

Rob Instigator 06.26.2009 08:55 AM

just because time has passed since his heyday does not diminish the accomplishments

with the jackson 5, their first 4 singles went to number 1!
damn!

Off the wall, his "solo record" sold 8 million copies!
DAMN!


Thriller at one point was selling 1.5 million units a WEEK! a WEEK!
damn!!!!!

Thriller has sold in excess of 50 million copies. 50 million. that is mindboggling.
Damn!

He had 5 or 6 top ten hits off of thriller alone!

floatingslowly 06.26.2009 08:56 AM

how much did he pay you and yr family to keep quiet, rob????

pantophobia 06.26.2009 08:59 AM

it was stated in the billboard thread how only once it was worth looking at due to the SY debut

well, just checked Amazon's top sellers, the top 15 albums of all music are Michael Jackson albums with Thriller 25th anniversary at the top

this is the Lennon effect all over, after his Murder, his solo stuff and all the Beatles stuff raced back up

greedrex 06.26.2009 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by pantophobia

well, just checked Amazon's top sellers, the top 15 albums of all music are Michael Jackson albums with Thriller 25th anniversary at the top


Shit, these corporate bastards plotted a marketing plan that went a bit too far this time.

Rob Instigator 06.26.2009 09:19 AM

his total recod sales worldwide was over 700 MILLION.

sick man!

Shifty Prophet 06.26.2009 09:26 AM

He was the man. Thats for sure

al shabbray 06.26.2009 10:21 AM

is he still dead?
tried NOT to read all the newspaper headlines...

tw2113 06.26.2009 11:06 AM

he was the man in the 80s, and the 90s and 00s just ruined it all. He hadn't done anything new and original worth a damn since Dangerous in 1991

Glice 06.26.2009 11:26 AM

I'm already dreading how terrible the jokes are going to get. Since about 9 o'clock this morning, the jokes have gone from passable - "Apparently, it wasn't a heart attack in the cardiac ward, it was a stroke in the children's ward..." to tenuous shit "Did you hear about Michael Jackson? He died sucking off an 8-year-old hahahahaha".

It's a times like this that I think it's important to be able to fake being really, really offended so no fucker bothers with the shit jokes.

Rob Instigator 06.26.2009 11:36 AM

700 million units sold worldwide.

floatingslowly 06.26.2009 11:47 AM

700,000,000 Michael Jackson Fans Can't Be Wrong

Rob Instigator 06.26.2009 11:51 AM

and the dude blew most of his money. crazy.

who's gonna take care of blanket????


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