I don't. maybe I'm broken

Perhaps not. Perhaps you can be...

tickle the crotch!

okay, but I'm not sure it was yours...

Someone just got a freebie!

I will never wear a meat bra.

i can imagine meat juice leaking throught your clothes. ew.

mmmm

this is probably some male/carnivore thing i'll never fully understand.

meat juice. think about it.

disclaimer: the above image does not reflect my personal views on the subject

meat clothes


hahah

I just had this funny feeling in my crotch... weeeeeeeeird...

no more meat!

meat juice is just a fun name for cum.

check this out:



and here i thought the meat juice extractor was a fancy name for vagina.

hehehe.

Yes, but what about falafel lingerie?

That reminds me of something I saw where folks eat sushi off of naked people.

All the rage in the NW these days, though I haven't been particularly tempted. My wife thinks it sounds hot, but I don't know, fish and nudity just can't get me bothered...

Perverts! It sounds like something that's better in theory than in practice.

followed by bukake?

lol no, but thanks for the mental image :P

Juice to me does not relate to a man in pleasure. It's more what comes out his ass hole after his internal organs have been mulched like fruit into worm-shit by the Slice of Paradise Hand Held Blender, thrust up such a tunnel.

it was everyneurotic

It was me.

I wish :(

wouldn't the fish get pretty warm an yucky then? i don't know, but body-temperature raw fish doesn't sound too appealing.

yeah but most of sushi food it's cold.

It is a life goal of mine to hook up with phoenix and Cantank. Wish me luck

good luck

i know it's cold, but when you put something cold on a large warm thing with a constant temperature it wil eventually turn lukewarm at least. which doesn't sound very tasty to me :P

I was about to make a joke about how this could work as a cover for bad personal hygiene ("it's coz I work as a sushi dispenser") but I decided not to post it.

I secretly desire to delete the board.

don't hate me, I can't help myself.

:o

let's do it, let's kill this place, it's for our own good.

you just ruined it for me. :(

I wanted it to hurt.

hurt BAD.

that's me for you.

it's ok. I still like you.

we all have our faults.

mine run deeper than the marianas.

That'd be like the current trend to put all sorts of mayonaise in sushi. Just nasty.