I have no choice but to be completely submissive. My boy is so dominant. Mmm mmm mmmmm.

so is mine, but so am i.

Now if only women got off to being denied suffrage and education.

Nice. I like to fold my belt in half and snap it a few times.
the sound is delicious.

i came

Personally, I find sex that revolves around domination/submission to eventually become either boring or silly. While I do believe that it has implicit place in most sex, having it be the only element is kind of insubstantial. There must be innumerable other passions involved in sex that I would be hesitant to discard. I like to think I'm a bit more complex than that.

^ agreed 100%

bdsm is just a boatload of fun though!

Fix'd. If you're doing it right.

I posted the above before I read your comments in the buttsex thread.

how about un-dirty small talk that become euphemisms while fucking?
like, the shopping list, for example. now there's fertile ground.

I was hanging out with this chick (i.e. porking her) that was way into offensive humor. She kind of laughed at everything, which was awesome. Once when we were fucking she tried to say something totally gross and awkward to see how I'd react. It kind of instantly became a challenge with the two of us saying really odd and inappropriate things to get the other to miss a beat. And by miss a beat, I mean take pause or experience a hiccup in the rhythmic thrusting.

I won. If my memory serves me correctly, I took the gold with 'Matthew Shepard.'

Now that's pillow talk.

that totally sounds like me


i laugh at EVERYTHING

Oh shit.

Have we ... ?

i don't think so but you must love me even more now

If by 'love' you mean 'think you can totally let loose in bed with me,' then yes.

my whoring days are over since i came back home and fell back in love like a pussy........

Oh you pussy.

That's a damn shame.

i can't help it!

You've seen 'A Clockwork Orange.' You know that people can be conditioned. You can help it. The question is, are you prepared to stare at videos of my smiling face as you get flogged and reamed 24/7?

NEVER

So then it's just that you don't want to get better. You have no one to blame but yourself. 'I can't help it!' is an illusion.

but it couldnt get better, there is no possible way that my life could be improved

That's what you said prior to anal.

okay you got me there.

but you see i go through phases of being very intensely in love and sometimes less intensely. at the risk of sounding like a candy ass.

maybe it was the buttsex.

Oh, alright. Fine. I'll let you enjoy your love.

But if you ever need some no-questions-asked buttsex, you know who's bell to ring. And baby, you can't unring a doorbell.

or i could walk 20 feet through my apartment into the other room and wake the beast...

I meant from a source outside of your love.

Hey, nice to meet you, I exist outside of love.

but why would i want to go outside when i have everything i want right here, inside?

Sometimes you have an endless supply of delicious tacos and you're in Mexican heaven, but then still find a night where you want Italian.

goddamn I just need a girl's finger in my ass.

then go cut one off and stick it up there, duh.

what is this all about? really?!
u should invest in a buttplug or assvibe. u could be sitn postn rt now w/anal pleasure!

then u could have peppermint poofs. minty fresh farts. good idea.

The only sexual thing that's not perfect with me and my boy is that he would never let me do him in the butt with a strap-on. I guess his foot fetish makes up for it, though.

Oh, I'd totally let you fuck my ass. That sounds hot.

ohmygod foot fetish!!!

for the longest time i wouldnt even let anyone touch my feet. no longer. i lovelovelove it. i guess i really am a pisces (rules the feet)

You can bend over and wait until after Satankerous molds me.


EDIT: Footjobs are so cute.

I think I've openly posted about my foot fetish many times...... so I have nothing to add.

feet are the single grossest, most unappealing, un-sexy part of the human body.