A nerd with advanced syphilis.

she said:
he said: is "what you're sayin'" that you like a man who is a bit dim?

she said: no, no just one that's, you know,
subtle & more...I don't know...charming...& less...(trails off)

he said: ...less what?

she said: i know what it's like to be dead.

he said: frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

I've got an idea:

You be yourself & I'll do the same.

& maybe along with that you can get a grip on yourself long enough to stop pointing the finger about who you think is pretentious in your odd little thread & just go back to your sex talk asap & everyone can be gleefully happy & gay.

YAY!

political correctness is for those with no soul...for people so insecure within themselves that they actually fear free thought...for people that are so eaten up with Fear of The Other* that they feel that the world needs an all-pervasive code for behavior that basically boils down to don't ask, don't tell ...political correctness is for those that live a double life...one as a cookie cutter cut-out & one as someone with serious anger issues.

* I had to meet my pretention quota for the post.

fag hag or biker babe or somehow both?

That, folks, is the question here, & yes, you are correct, I am being presumptous in the asking of such a question.

To be fair, she named names only when pushed.
Not that she had to be asked twice.

i was just trying to stir up trouble.

Muckraker.
You disgust me.

True.

I don't care. I like being included in such wonderful company. I think the topic has been a "who's the smartest here" type of thing before & those are exactly the two people that I listed at the top.

Toilet is at least honest. One can picture him at a huge vat of stinking shit & there he is with a big smile & a big stick, stirring up the bullshit.

Well, I wouldn't mind seeing her in a leather halter.

one of the things i like about being at home when my housemates are out is taking a shit with the door open. and yesterday i did a shit that look exectly like an erect, man's penis.

where did that come from?

Thanks for sharing that with us.

From Atari's comment about her being a "biker babe," which I think is off the mark a bit, but fun/funny to imagine her as. He mentioned it again, but then edited it, hence making me look somewhat foolish.

I've written about this before, but I had this roommate once that took this gargantuan dump & then called me into the bathroom saying that there was a problem with the toilet & Toilet & Bowels post just reminded me of this haha & He looked like Thurston in the pictures from the first ep & he was very tall too & oh the most important part: this was before the year punk broke...heh...a bit of eternal reoccurence*.

* the quota...

I think I've stated clearly on a number of occasions that I'm a presumptuous ass. I'm willing to accept any consequences that result from said personality defect.

Having said that, I am also always the first to admit when I'm wrong. I may be presumptuous, but I'm not foolish or deludedly egocentric.

I am certainly not requesting that you alter your behavior for my sake. Live and let live, eh?

I don't quite understand why these things are taken so personally. Even your closest of friends have personality traits that vex you; people you like, as well as those you dislike, possess both admirable and undesirable qualities.

As I've said numerous times before, despite the fact that khchris whittles away my faith in humanity, I won't deny the guy knows his shit, and can, when he wants to, be an impressive and informative intellectual opponent. !@#$%! is one of the most well-read people I've ever encountered, and chabib is admirably passionate and creative. I'm not handing down a blanketly damning judgement upon your character; even if I were, what I think of you is quite insignificant, I'd say. I'm simply an observer.

My point, through this coagulated mess, is that I'm well aware that not all of my personality traits appeal to others; I'm sure there are a good many people on this forum that find me intolerably annoying. It's a given. I am unfair, judgemental, illogical, temperamental, immature, vulgar, and I like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

The same is true of everyone else on this forum. Guess what:

SOMEONE DOESN'T LIKE YOU.

Shit happens, eh?

Ah yes. Excellent advice. I'll resume my juvenile perverted comments, because really, that's all I have to contribute. Every forum needs a neanderthal!

And if that really is the case, then label me brainless and immature. Upon long and deliberating reflection, I've decided I don't particularly give a good flying fuck.

I LIKE SEX JOKES. THEY'RE FUNNY. I HAVE THE MENTALITY OF A 12 YEAR OLD.

K, going for coffee now. It's been real!

Oh, and wrong on both counts. I think it's been clearly established that I'm a tranny.

It wasn't taken personally, I'm used to jealousy. It still makes me wonder just why it happens, but I am used to it.

OH, a tranny. HMM, well, I get no answer to my quirky queer query.


My goal is that we all breathe a little easier & not walk about on eggshells.
Clear the air!
get it all out in the open!

the truth shall set you free, my wannabe eternally pubescent arrested development sister!

What, trannies can't be Biker Babes?

fully functional?

Yes, we have plumbing questions hehe.

I think she meant train-wreck though.

I just remember the one comment she made about how she liked bikers because their massive guts provided good leverage for piercing her deep & hard, that's all.

Trannies usually can't be biker babes, unless the biker is in prison sans bike & looking for something to ride. Then again, you have a valid point, Savage, because they aren't exactly known for being all that discriminating! Must be their meathead culture combined with the ready availability of hillbilly drugs like crystal meth with which they fund their little gangs.

I meant transvestite, not transsexual. I'm too cheap to get the op.

As I've said before, I admire your store of knowledge. Admiration is markedly different from jealousy.

And while I'm not saying this is your M.O. (this is a slight tangent), becoming culturally well-rounded and amply well-read is not, technically, such a difficult feat.

Anyone literate can read a book.
They can even read LOTS of them!

I haven't read a single thing by Dostoyevsky, for example. It is not, obviously, because I am unable to read or understand; it's because I simply don't want to. He ain't my cup 'o tea.

So when I'm standing around nonchalantly at a gallery opening, sniffing my freshly poured merlot and counting the number of goatees in the room, will I look like an ignorant ass when the subject of Russian literature comes up? Of course. Will I be quietly ridiculed, labeled provincial, and dismissed? Of course.

I'm willing to bet, however, that those same people wouldn't know the tales behind James Cameron's birthing of The Terminator. Not that that matters, because that is obviously quite inferior in quality to the Russian classics, isn't it?

Perhaps it is, perhaps it isn't. But I personally find it much more interesting, and frankly, that's what matters to me.

To reiterate: People have a nearly limitless capacity to digest and regurgitate information (synonymous with "university"). The difference is the MOTIVATION behind such a pursuit.

I'm jealous of quite a few things and people, but you, atari, are not one of them.

Why is this more pleasurable than taking a shit with the door closed?

Door closed all the way all the time for me.

In a sense, being well-read isn't something that anyone can do. Just like learning to play an instrument or speak a language, it reflects how much time you put into it, and thusly deserves proportional respect. And it can also reflect intelligence. I know a guy that can easily read a novel in a day, and can almost unfailingly tell you accurate facts and stories about the history of whatever you decide to bring up, completely out of nowhere. I could not do that if I spend every hour of my life reading National Geographic.

I have the capability to read and learn lots of things, but quite honestly I don't care much for anything that doesn't help me to cure boredom or find true love (which is really just a temporary cure for boredom, isn't it?) It is deserving of respect and admiration to be well-read, well-rounded, and informed. The issue is merely that knowledge of facts does not absolutely translate into weight of opinion. And also simply that not everyone wants that out of life.

Ha ha.....nice one.

I spend a lot of time reading Where's Waldo?. I think that says a lot about me.

The fact that you can never find him says far more.

I know where he is.

I wasn't talking about the prepubescent boy you keep chained up inside your mother's hope chest.

That's YOUR sick fantasy. You forgot to take your meds today.

Good comeback, rummy.

HE'S RIGHT THERE! AND THERE! AND THERE!

Google is expanding.

Oh no, I have the new book.

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There's something subliminal in there, but I'm not telling what. That must make me an intellectual.

I am thoroughly impressed. You may now move on to I Spy.

I used to have that.

They still make those Waldo books? Fantastic.

there is a whole gaggle of them at borders.

Gaggle? I thought you weren't an intellectual..