No.

Is Tony the Tiger a pedophile?

No.

Playtpus or Moose?

wildebeast

have you been to an amusement park in the last year?

No, but Sonic Youth are playing at one in a month, so I will be.

Tofu or Seitan?

killer tooffuuuuu

what was your first job?

I work at a deli and it's my first job.

If you were the enter key on a keyboard, would you be jealous that the shift key has a more prominent arrow than you?
(I hope my keyboard's not the only one.)

the shift key is just fatter, noway in hell would i be jealous of that piece of shit. the enter keys means business.

would you be jealous of the TAB key?! that dudes got TWO arrows, so theys screwin ALLA time.

Actually, the Tab key is quite intimidating and if I were Q or Caps Lock or `/~, I'd probably kill myself.

If you had to name one of your kids a number (Six, for example), what number what it be?

it'd be 6oo17 (with the little o's)

if you could rearrange the keyboard would you put u and i beside eachother?

no wai!

what size is your bed?

twin. but it can hold a few people comfortably, if you're ever in the area..

what is your favorite color combination?

whatever colour yr wearin, baby.

black socks/white socks?

Black socks or white tube socks.

Crunk or Punk?

punk

who'd your favorite black guitar player?

hendrix possibly...?

favourite white drug dealer?

HIM

what's the last videogame you've played?

Half Life 2, I think.

I haven't read all these, so if I do repeats, too bad.

Favorite slang word?

Mario Kart Double Dash

Warrant or Winger?

Cinderella.

POISON or SKID FUCKING ROW

Poison.

missionary or doggystyle?

The answer to the two questions above me are SAVAGE ANIMAL!

Damocracy or FIST?

damocracy

charley patton or john coltrane?

coltrane.

Emo or Devo?

Devo.

Elmo or Devo?

Devo

Vodka or Whiskey

niether.

would you leave it to beaver?

never

dropping the soap or drop a deuce?

dropping soap

What's your favorite writing utensil?

Pen is.

Pencil

Cartman or Homer simpson

Homer Simpson

Still in education or left education?

still in

break dancing or hard-core dancing?

Hard-core dancing.

More government controls or more personal responsibility?

personal responsability.

last meal before execution?

steak, mashed potatoes, tall pint of Bell's Oberon Ale

social interaction or gloomy recluse?

Gloomy recluse.

The future: wind, water or nuclear power?

wind.

kill 'em all or pacifist?

let's meet in the middle and only kill all the pacifists.


red wine or white wine?

red.

classical or opera?

Classical
Big or small?