spank, spank, spank

we're all going to hell.

actually, no worries. I have a friend at work who's from Rio. she said I could get "51" at the local liquor store and that "it's a good one".

we'll see. I might just buy some for church night.

haaaa haaaa haaaa. oh, the english!

i hate having to still have the royal family. it's been a long time since britain was relevant to canada at all. having the queen on our money and stuff is just embarassing to me, fuck the royal family so hard

They don't let you send alcohol over the post you know.
I know because I've tried.
You'd have to invite me in person.

51 is ok. Not good.
But if you behave I can teach you caipirinha.

now that is the absolute second thing you have ever said that I could even remotely agree with ;)

I have a bad habit of drinking too much of it is my only problem. Champagne is very nice as well. Locos that shit kicks my ass from just one. I think they put some other drug in there or something. I was banned from those as well.

in a handbasket

I'm always well-behaved. mostly always. well. sometimes.

and you know that unlike the royal wedding, you always have a standing invitation. and by standing, I mean until you fall down drunk.

Well, I am recovering and I think using my drink-making skills to make other people fall down drunk would be therapeutic.

How much are they charging for that 51 crap?

The princess is going to need some of it as she's expected to extract enough priceless prince semen to make white kings. Better do it before he starts looking more like his dad.

I'm actually worse when I don't drink, which is why nobody is helping me out here.

I don't think you could make me drunk. I've tried. it's happened once in the last year after having whiskey AND tequila poured directly into my mouth.

other than that.....*shrug*. I think I'm immune. :(

It's not like instant noodles. You need to keep doing it for a few hours.
I'd recommend 12.

<3 <3

the toilet in the middle tends to be the real one.
kill me.

ask nick he will kill you

that'd be romantic.
but i doubt.

i'm already looking for the appropriate wig and hat.

I think interracial gay marriage should be made a war crime.

I think you boys should stop.
Mama is not happy with that.
There are much bigger assholes out there you should be focusing on.

And I'm not going to name names.

when sulu dropped his first "oh my" on the Howard Stern show, some 20 years ago, I was in my car, pulled to the side of the road, masturbating furiously to the lingering after-effect of previous segment's lesbians. my white hot load spattered the pictures from Barely Legal Jugz that I had used to plaster the interior of my car, forming a crust 2" thick. those were the days. highly imitated but never duplicated. nothing like that first high.

oh my, indeed.

Lol, just got the "royal wedding" mail with special prices from Play and they put "The Beauty and the Beast" as main offer.

I agree, since you seem quite the authority when it comes to nuclear families.

for someone who professes not to care, you sure do follow me around seeking my attention....

your worship is still unaccepted. please try again soon!

hahahahahahahahahaha

Light your spliff
Light your chalice
Make we smoke it in buk-in-hamm palace

Lend me a paper
Lend me a fire
Mek we chase way all the vampire

I demand to know why this wasn't mad repped?

we're not always stoned.

true, but perhaps some of these nihilistic bastards out there in SYG should be ;)

Of course not. Weed isn't destructive enough.
We only want things that can enhance our anger.

Agreed. Weed just turns you into a twat. Booze makes you a proper cunt. Much more win.

ahh, jolly ol engaland, its a bit of a lovely place aint she ;)

today i made myself laugh on syg a lot.

best post ever.

So the big day has finally arrived.

Thoughts?

currently,

- making plans for the weekend
- need to get some eggs from the supermarket, what else?
- don't forget to update my train discount card at the machine sometime in the next couple of weeks
- need to make an appointment to get a haircut

Bunting?

No oranges today, I'm boycotting that colour until after the weekend.


Not bunting eggs, but crocodile. I've been thinking about starting a farm.