Move to the Fall Out Boy forums. They won't recruit you there.

it wouldn't be a fair fight, i'd win too easily.

i don't even know what we're fighting about anymore

Then you've already lost.

I lost 3 days after I got here, though, so don't feel bad.

no sir

you and cantankerous were fighting over me

eww fuck no., i'm a married woman. i do take casual sex though...

Cantankerous doesn't inject anything into herself other than her egotism. I must be the only person on this board who see's this image that she wants to portray here, as just a young girl seeking attention due to not getting attention off of the internet. There's a few on every board. But yet you all feed her.

oh DO you?!

oh guys guys! welcome to my first ever online "avatar!"

yeah..wrong!! you'd probably die immediately.

are you a spastic? everyone can see that's what she's doing!

this calls for sudden death. i'm thinking a massive foursome. who ever's orgasm lasts longest wins.

sorry, i only have sex with people over the age of 20

bummer

ie: not yr girlfriend.

Ok, good. Others do see it. Then why feed her what she wants? Do you want the same thing?

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firstly, i don't have a girlfriend.

some...?

nah, just whats the use in getting all upset about it, you know? its the internet. this is how the internet operates.

secondly?

Who cares? She's entertaining...

i didn't have any feet before.

because who cares? it's the internet!

wrong. you DID have feet before. i commonly mistake those two words though, so i can relate. sorry about burning off yr feet though, i bet it hurts.

norma j is missing out on all the fun, i suspect. don't be so goddamned serious.

If someone makes interesting contributions to this board, be it helpful, entertaining, informative, or just funny, I could care less who or what they are.

I'm actually a 12 year old female German Shepherd that doesn't listen to Sonic Youth at all. And no one could even see it. Suckers.

i wear a steel chastity belt

that's tight

thirdly, i had a key made for it.

Exactly. Now everyone, on 3...1...2...3!!!

WHO CARES??!!

the internet is a silly place

i clogged the lock up with chewed up chewing gum

i knew all along.. i just didn't wanna say nuthin.

look everyone, toilette in his chastity belt!

well the only way yr gonna make love to a 20+er is if you melt it off yr body and that would KILL YOU! silly thing!

By the way I just noticed your sig, Saturnine. I love that song.

well i have no plans to remove it untill next year, for my safety and the world's safety!

(just for the record, i'm 26)

if you listen to it in stereo, john cale reads the story through the left channel i think and the music is in the right (although it fucks up a bit in some spots) so you can pick which you want to listen to.