Well still not getting a hard on from that pic.

Edit*** must be the face.

'Edit her face out'? Because you couldn't stand looking at her feminine features? Whatt-effver honey.

So, Cryptojfijfofoif, what you're trying to say is that that girl is your girlfriend? Or at the least, you've fucked her?

no, because i dont think she'd appreciate...

you know, why am i arguing with you?

Gays love to argue.

ew man, if you're going to mask her, maybe try something like this?




now that's yummy and not creepy at all... of course, it could be a drag queen, ha ha. but anyway...

She's Australian. They live to argue with texans.

So true, and you must know by experience right glice?

Oh, here she comes, queer policewoman's out, accusing everyone of being gay. We're not all sick in the head y'know?

Life would be wonderful if everyone was a queer.

well, i deleted the post
wouldnt want her to find out i posted it
i dont know what i was thinking, hahah
could be that i was listening to "push it to the limit"

Life would cease to exist, Static.

Cryptooidjoi3d, you didn't answer my question.

ohhh...
shes a woman?
i couldve sworn she was a man

you're kidding, right?

thats the stupidest shit that ive read since... the last thing i posted haha

She's a hot man.

what was yr question?

Post #127 of this thread.

ohhh, yes.
was my girlfriend.

this thread...

truly, i have spawned a monstor.

fine, better?

"Thirst Quencher"

thats hottt

This thread is freaking brilliant.

Speaking of which, has anyone ever read The Dirt?

Well gather round and I will tell you a tale.

So Nikki is a bit down in the dumbs and he's living in a rented apartment with a friend. He thinks to himself "Man, I need some loving". Turns out that a woman lives opposite him, so he decides to try it on with her. He takes round a few drinks and the next thing you know, he gets lucky! So they spend the night together and then he wakes uo in the morning and decides he wants to get back to his bed.
So he goes back into his flat only for his mate to see him and say "Dude! What happened to your face..." Nikki is like "What?". Off to the mirror he goes and BUGGER! He's got blood all over his face...yep you guessed it, she was on and he was so drunk to realise it and proceeded to go down on her without a care in the world. A true gentleman he is.
True story.

could i get an unphotoshopped picture of that?

no.


maybe.

Why is this horrid thread revived?

Crypto, your supposed ex-girlfriend had tit implants?

haha yeh the boobs look kinda implanted

I love spelunking with my hands.

no, they're not implants

A shame about the was part......damn, playboy.

we go on and off
i turned into an alcoholic though
i was drinking everyday
bad shit, man

but yeah, im going to try and patch things up
bought her a puppy today, if she doesnt want it ill keep it
its the cutest teacup chihuahua

pleeeease

Quoted for truth

what? you've never heard of an eskimo kiss?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eskimo_kissing

well, just... transpose!

that's your gilfriend? you goddamn pimp!

oh man if she finds out...

on the other hand, may i ask, is this an advertisement, and if so, how much?? :p

(seriously man i'd never put my wife or girlfriend up on the internet-- that is of course unless she asks... ha ha. okay.)

thats his girl?

Yep she is.

ah, the vagina... life's greatest mystery...


hey, did you guys know that dicks are just inside-out vaginas? it's magic!

she wont
and no, not an advertisement
this is from a set of pictures she gave me for valentines day

yes, it was a bad idea, but whatever
kinda too late for that now