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next time we meet may i kiss you on the mouth for a bit longer than a second? it wont be sexual, i promise!

Sonic Youth is/was the greatest band ever. everything else sucks automatically. Hipsterisms?

We can chew each other's hair in a gesture of mutual affection.

but i just want everyone to know that i hate them. that i really really hate them. this is not pretense or a joke. i genuinely despise them and their delusion that they have an identity and the awful stupidity that they post. i just want people to know. i just want the hate to translate. even if its impotent and meaningless, i just want the force of the hatred to, ever so briefly, forcibly intrude on them. and i want them to know that its real. im not going to pretend i can control them or it will mean anything to them. they might laugh it off. i just want them to know that its real and i hate them. and by them i mean you.

for that i respect you nick. i don't judge you.

When I read this in my head I heard being said in a Mr Mackey voice.

Aren't you from Northern Ireland?

toileta.

yes. if you're saying that the race i belong to hates too much then you're a racist and have cancelled yourself out.

but honestly id rather die here than as part of the sinking ship of sneery 1st world universalist liberals who failed to conquer the world like the lion king said they would and are now retreating into insanity and fear as their much deserved comeuppances slowly approaches on the horizon. and i guess the aggressively conservative and infantile hipsterism that comes out of this board is a symptom of that. culture folding in on itself into one big happy kitsch denial of reality.

hur hur

What do you mean? THIS THREAD IS NOW SWANS IN THEIR PRIME!
edit: @ louder, who's now deleted his post.

michael gira shouldnt even have to play in front of some of you retards, you should just pay him anyway. he's better than you will ever be and he wouldnt find your warmed over beavis and butthead humour funny.

EDIT - this refers to a deleted post. i hope your head gets hacked off on the street by a ranting african fundie if you think you can just act like a fucking innocently sarcastic sneerer forever.

he deleted damnit!

sorry, how do you call the toilet thing where you take your shit etc?

ur mouth.

i was eating bacon

did i miss drama?

hey weird coincidence. i was thinking about asking you about humor.
i understand the hate thing and i was wondering if humor you know, results in having some breaks from total nonstop hate.

there you go, hating even yourself

i do yoga, so yeah makes sense. thanks.

no. the bitterness always returns. eternal recurrence.

what?

you know something is passé when shows like New Girl and The Big Bang Theory use 'hipsters' as a punchline now.

i thought it was kidney stones. you louder'ed that one.

northern ireland?

so, do you guys like anime?

i hope this isn't your complaint



dammit i wish i could stay all day and witness the drama but i have to move house which is why i don't really wanna leave this thread

yes! (some).

Deleting your sneery, sarcastic question on a thread about Swans is as hipsterish as it gets. Ban louder or make him suffer!

the place where he shits, etc.

no. but i dont have a jpeg for a road that you walk down but it just leads you back to the same place you started from then you sigh and go home and join everyone else drinking themselves to death.

what kind of stuff do you like? i know you're into neon genesis evangelion so i'll assume you like paranoia agent and serial experiments lain too.

you seriously need to move. even if it's just for the summer, though avoiding winter there would be preferable.

I was going to say that seeing as you're from there it's surprising that you come on the internet to hate people when you have real life opportunities of a much more profound hatred just outside your door, and surely they must be more rewarding?

You're at it again. Telling us plebs that you have to leave for something more important, more worth your time like having breakfast or watering the plants. What do you call a person like that?

winter is suicide time. summer and autumn and spring are also suicide times but winter is when the rush hits.

the only holiday i can afford is a walk to the local hanging tree, to see if the rumour that a noose is still tied to it is true.

well no because its not rewarding getting shot in both kneecaps or just beaten half to death if you're lucky.

unfortunately i watched neon genesis evangelion after i had done extensive therapy which is why i didn't find it as mind-blowing as other people (the guy battling his own depression).

i do love satoshi kon though and am still sorry he died. what a fucked loss.

i've seen some of iain and liked it but have never been able to get a hold of the whole thing-- thought you just reminded me i have to put it on my list.

my favorite anime ever is probably samurai champloo-- for aesthetics, humor, narrative structure, etc-- i still have to find something to top that.

tekkonkinkreet-- i loved that too

Less so these days, I liked Summer Wars a lot, but I no longer have enough time to wade through the generic garbage to find the good stuff.

So is this some sort of ironic trap question?

there are places here in 'merica where, when covered in snow, about 80% of the population is drunk and unemployed and wandering the streets of blighted towns.

i imagine it must be like that for you too.

seriously, sometimes you just need to get the fuck out. you'll be the same bitter fucker, but in more hospitable surroundings, you'll be able to shit better.

"it's your turn to set the table"

"that's the dishrag, stupid"

"move a little to the right or the glasses will fall off"

(thought bubble) "i can't wait till these useless fuckers serve dinner" (/thought bubble)

"wow, check out my awesome guns. the soy protein isolate is really working"