BOXXY

g-g-g-g-U NIT.

i thought for a while he said "cha-cha-ching, you nit."

I'm a librarian, fml.

...wtf

I'll take the one in the middle.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/TsimFuckis

what are the chances she heard me talking about her on the phone just now?

58%

i am in a band now. sort of. not really. not at all, actually.

i hope we can call ourselves "masonic youth." or something equally ridiculous.

i admit it my feet are small and i have to wear ladies socks

it wouldn't be a big deal, but when i'm at the store all the mansogynists give me dirty looks like i came into their section to hit on them and their frumpy friends.

no i'm not a pervert i shop here too. do me a favor ma'am and walk yr big ass feet over to a staff member and ask if they have smaller sizes in the back, because the small womens socks are usually still much too large for me

"Mixing ecstasy valium and xanax before having to play in front of thousands of people was one of the more poor decisions I've made(duh) and I realize my drinking has been a problem now for a good period of time."

http://www.sendspace.com/file/nqoeeb

scissor shock - so bored [wavves cover]

Deconstructed for this website: http://farz.in/wavves/wavves.htm

You must spread some Valium and Xanax around the table before atsonicpark munches on them again.

I just had someone call and demand to speak to my assistants (she asked for them by name). when I explained that they are my assistants, she demanded to speak to the supervisor.

I hope yr planet withers and dies sooner rather than later.

THE WEIRD MONKEY AVATAR HAS SPOKEN.

that's no weird monkey. it's Sam, the Mercury astronaut.

have spacesuit; will travel.

Sleeping next to my girlfriend is cool.

Sleeping next to mine is pretty cool too. :)

all of a sudden, i have "put a donk on it" in my head.

sleeping in the entrails of my girlfriend is fun too

I sleep IN my girlfriend often.

fascinating!

I was at a party last night and my girlfriend and I were in a separate room from everyone else, so we just held each other and then we fell asleep. It was bliss.

I forgot to post this on June 3rd, but June 3rd was my one year anniversary on the SY gossip

money WILL buy you happiness

The best name for a newspaper I ever saw/heard of is Catharthis. It was this alternative monthly newspaper/zine out of Newport News in the late 80s when I was living in Virgiinia, and it was on the cutting edge of "alternative" culture, inside the alt-rock scene, anticipating, almost, what would happen in a few years. They're how I learned about Fugazi, Pixies, Sonic Youth.

i wish i'd gone to friggin' shitty chilifest con mis amigos. instead, i chose to do errands outta town 'n' eat prime rib 'n' shit. now i'm bored, wishing i was bored with my friends. lame.

I'm playing backgammon with my best friend

Liar!

Edgar Cayce was one strange man.

whores in my head
whores at the door
whores in my bed

Srsly, the only forum that I ever posted on where I hate a different name was the Pixies fan site that I can't seen to find (maybe it's gone bye-bye, think it was pixiesmusic), and my log in was beentryingtomeetyou.

something irrelevant? i'm here.

it's blood-stained fingers have hooks, no?

i like the robot.

I'm glad for that.

I was terrified that you had been driven mad with swine flu and cursed to run through the jungle with nothing but a broken 7" and half a death-metal fanzine, foaming at the mouth and craving chorizo.

sweet relief!!