On my UK trip with the kids, we drove passed Downing Street and the guide joked that we could see the moving out truck just in front of n°10. She was half joking. The kids didn't get it cuz they don't have a clue who the dude is. Actually i don't really know why G. Brown is that unpopular.

yeah right.

He's really not that media friendly, has been put into office at the time of a massive recession (which I don't think he's dealt with that badly) and a scandal about MP corruption (which crosses all parties). He's also meant to be quite a difficult man to get along with according to other politicians (who aren't the best judge of personality by my reckoning).

Well, I'm staggered, here's greedrex with his pornographic pumpkin pic, trying to shame me into admitting to wanting to be bummed by our PM. Well, I shan't!

Hope you and the kids enjoyed your visit over here - what were the highlights for you?

highlights were:

- Pub every night

- Missing London Eye + shopping because i had to stay at Evelina Hospital for 24 hours with one of our girls who had got a pretty bad foot infection.

ya dig?
I did not.
You can check out a short video of the trip (the 10 downing street joke is actually in this vid) i made for the kids on my English teacher blog.
I even put a dino jr soundtrack in it. yayz.

goddamn, i hate oliver twist. and homework. especially from english lit.

yeaaaaaaaah.

Hungover and going to go buy dog phood.

so far today i have seen a woman injecting coke into her neck and a guy getting knocked off his bike. things can only get better from this point on.

+1

graduation extravaganza last night. i'm so fucked right now.

Something extravaganza last night....

I fucking hate Michael Cera. He's the most one-dimensional piece of shit new actor out there next to Evan Goldberg. I hate both those Superbad bastards. Fucking Jack Black disciples. How many times can they play the same fucking character with the same shitty pseudo-funny dialogue?! Fuck!

/rant

michael cera was only any good on arrested development, wherein he played that one character he always plays, but he did it for (what seemed like) the first time.

yeah.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnjYrP5J6rE

http://www.dustfilms.com/literalvideos

Sounds like you live in a wonderful neighborhood.

Last night I ate a pizza that had artichoke hearts, Greek olives, tomatoes, red onions, and cheese. Wow, was that good. I don't normally like artichokes but on pizza they're great.

file under: burning man looks like fun.

I dunno; the guy in the gimp mask looks like he's having a good time.

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So about two years ago i was over at a friends house. Dude is probably my best friend and we got rather close. I had a mad crush on his girlfriend [to be fair i knew her before they were together] and she looked like Dora the Explorer with a giant rack. One thing led to another and before i knew it i was sucking on her nipples while she was jerking me off trying to get me hard. The only problem was that i was sooooo fucking drunk that I simply couldn't get hard. For a couple of hours she tried everything to get me hard and it just didn't work. So she went to bed and i just collasped.

Although i should say that I didn't have that problem the next day. Things happened and then we went to a comic store and i bought Ivan Brunetti's Misery Loves Comedy which happens to collect Schizo 1-3 and some extras. Totally brilliant stuff that's overlooked by a lot of people. the one on girls that he finds attractive is pretty much how everyone has felt. A lot of it is quite twisted, but in a strange way that feels totally honest. it wouldn't suprise me if everyone has these thoughts.

Ivan Brunetti is a fucking genius.
Schizo 1 and 2 felt like they were written just for me at the time.

I forgot how much I loved baked patoes.

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a highly questionable link.

my guess is that if you click, you risk losing yr soul (not to mention yr bank account).

One must have a soul to lose one's soul.

just because you are a character doesnt mean you have character.

Whoa

one in the hand is worth two in the bush.

not you personaly clone.

I have 3 level 80 characters. does this count?

Against your sex appeal, perhaps.

I hear people saying that, but I'm not listening.

in fact, the more our waitress at lunch spoke about dragons, vampires and video-games, the harder it was to stand up.

all the above posts are all relevent!

i photoshop on the first pic.