holy fucking shit, golfball sized hail!

You'll never have to buy ice again I tells ya!

The tornado all the weather fags on the weather channel are creaming themselves about wasn't too far from here. Kinda inspired me to be reckless and go chase some tornadoes.

Bill Paxton, I am disappoint

Michael Jackson is only contracted to play for 13 minutes at his O2 arena concert series (tm) this summer. This means the stage show is going to be amazing. It has to be if it's going to distract the audience to the point at which they no longer care whether he's there or not. Contains strobe lighting and body doubles. Nice work putting back the first few concerts an entire year too Jacko. Even those crazy middle aged screaming guys aren't going to wait that long. I hope they release a sexy dvd of one of the gigs I can illegally download. It's sure to be up there with the David Bowie (pron. 'booey') Glass Spider tour and that U2 tour where they came out of the giant lemon at the start.

http://www.domainedelaribiere.com/im....06.21,4kg.JPG

when life gives you a giant lemon, scrape u2 out of it and make some fuckin' giant lemonade.

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We broke a record today and there is not a ton of useless/shit threads. Most posts are actually about SY! :)

I'd be surprised if he makes it past 10, to be honest. What he should do is a Boyd Rice i.e. stick a Michael Jackson scarecrow on stage, and sit backstage, controlling the music via an MP£ player and croaking out the occasional line through a Fisher Price microphone (it helps him capture those childlike tones).

^^^ I've heard that MF Doom does the same thing.

just biding my time while a Nina Hartley video downloads

I need some more plain black t-shirts, most of mine are charcoal gray now and that just won't do.

i have found that i am quite good at tetris.

what a useful life skill!

YES! Apply those Tetris skills to packing, arranging, etc is the best skill one can have in life.

My increasing list of shit that is annoying on facebook:

1. Quizzes, particularly that the hide function is always a temporary solution.

2. Sports shout-outs.

:) I am now the full-time employee of a local grocery store's bakery.

Sweet, I got a new job today too. I work in a deli now.

Am I the only person on the planet that does not like modest mouse?

I don't like them either.

TEtris is the best puzzle game ever next to Lumines on teh PSP. I can play both games for hours.

I guess that's what happens when SY releases a new album.

miley cyrus is a 10 minute car-ride away from me .


oh man

^j00 behave yourself now.

my right foot is a bit wet, still.

^^ shit you must have been pretty excited. Come down now.

nope.

Cocoa Pebbles are delicious.

Modest Mouse blows.

Pygmy marmosets are outrageous.

I think their really overated but I dig their first one.

Turn on the news. Shooting at the Holocaust museum in DC. What the fuck.

That's just irony gone so sicking spycho.

stupid-ass jessica alba took pictures of herself putting up posters of fucking sharks around OKC.

she was trying to spread the message of fucking shark tolerance....in Oklahoma, of all places.

the posters contained no message and were simply a picture of a fucking shark. she even pasted one over a billboard for the united way.

in protest of alba's defacement of my fair city, I plan to hunt, kill and eat as many fucking sharks as possible.

fucking sharks, man. I hope they all die. die by my hand.

are you a younger version of quint from jaws?

is that the guy that got eaten or the one that blew-up jaws with the co2 tank?

if it's the latter, then, yes. I am that person.

and by that person, I mean, a badass shark-killing motherfucker.


brb --- a co-worker is waving her anal-rectal balloons around my coffee cup. I'm going to have to give her the shark treatment.

no the first one. he hated sharks but was so consumed with rage that he ultimately got eaten by one. its ok man, let it out...

are you trying to suggest that I'd lose a fight to a shark? because, I'll have you know, that's not the case.

I've watched 1000's of kung fu movies and know all of the pressure points on a shark that would cause synaptic distress.

POW!!! in yr face, sharks.


wait...yr not talking about the anal-rectal balloon are you?

maybe sharks killed caradine in a kung fu revenge attack?

i am sure it would be pretty even between you and shark, go for the crown jewels then run like hell.

run? what are you? french?

after disabling the sharks with my four-fingered-one-thumbed-donkey-style punch, I plan to cut off their genitals and wear them around the beach like a fucking puka shell necklace.