im leaving in 2 days
byebye USA

does the paparazzi follow you around on your trips satan? yr pretty well-known internationally

last night changed my mind about beer. it is lovely.

What kind was it? That makes all the difference. Light beer tastes like cold dog piss.

i'm not sure what brand or anything (it was from a keg, and the host, my mostest drunkdest friend kept bringing me cups full) but it definitely wasn't light. because it tasted good.

all we've had around the house has been light -- you're exactly right on the flavor, cold dog piss. ew.

That's good. Worst thing ever is Natural Light from a keg. I'd rather become a monk than drink that.

The bloke who does the voice over on Come Dine With Me is funnier than any comedian.

no
i have many disguises

is madonna one of them?

that would not divert the paparazzi.

no. fuck no.

Those new Madonna pics in this thread look like an anti-Meth PSA.

that's more like it

did meth make keef lose his bottom lip? i mean, where did it go?

mmm pomegranate lolly pop

it's in his mouth he's making a face

ohhhh. i can't/couldn't tell his normal face from the face he was making.

I made this. I thought terriblecrayonzors would like it.

DAT ASS

<3 rep'd

I bought my The Album Leaf tickets. FUCK YEAH

the mighty boosh is making me piss myself with laughter

fuck the zoo! fuck the animals!

i love the boosh.

anyone who doesn't love the boosh can fuck off

howard: are you high?
naboo: ...yeah!

yeah. exactly. hating the boosh is on par with hating fun.

vince: y'know the black bits in bananas? ... are they tarantula's eggs?

even simply disliking or not knowing of the boosh is a fuckin' travesty. in my eyes anyway.

leaving town for few days.
bored. oh well.

Am "recovering" from seeing Throbbing Gristle twice yesterday. Senor This Is Not Here was there too. The Gristle have still got it, oh yeah.

are there pics from this meet? ^

Tonight I made a curry, and just now I've had to wash the pot because it doesn't fit in the dish drawer.

I hate soap smelling hands. :( It's awful. My hands are meant to smell like spring flowers. Or vanilla and mandarin. Or jasmin and patchouli. Not soap.

There's a Dawson's Creek episode on tv, and the actors, they ALL seem retarded.

this is awesome:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoE7Oz1Rkjc
feat. Didi Bruckmayr of Fuckhead

very "early-Neubautenish",
but still quite impressive.

WHAT!? i want to go!

Johnny Depp as Madonna.

hahaha

anne hathaway as white queen

I took off my space bar to clean the grime/lint from under it and not I can't get it popped back on right and it's clacking too loud.

is it possible to clean a laptop keyboard?

I take playing cards (or similar width pieces of stiff paper) and run it through the cracks between the rows of keys to push all the lint, hair (gross), and stuff to one side and then pick it out. I also occasionally take the keys off (carefully) for a more thorough cleaning. The keys are simple snap on, snap off, but the space bar has two snaps and wire stabilizing bars that are difficult to realign.

i'll try that! my keyboard's quite disgusting.

my dad has this little air compressor, and i was going to try that on there, but i don't know how much that could fuck things up, if at all.

I would use the air-can before snapping off keys. also, turn the laptop upside down and shake out those poptart crumbs.

even though most keys are easy to get off, you still run the risk of breaking them.

on a laptop, that can get expensive.