This seems to be the last proper answer, so...

The one with the stick, I suppose. I was never a big fan of the Pubescent Morphallactic Ninjutsu Chelonians.

Do you try to shop ethically?

Yes. (TRY)

Swings or slide?

Slide.

Do you have a favourite piece of public art?

like graffiti? no graffiti here is any good. is all retards putting dumb things like "jum1" with stars and shit. terrible.

do you?

Probably the 'Tree of Remembrance' in Manchester, or Anthony Gormley's 'Angel of the North'. Public art is art designed for a public space. There's a large grafitti'd rat in Liverpool that's ace though.

Read a book or watch television?

book.

*sorry.

have you been on a train,?

I travel by train a lot, yes.

Hot or cold?

Cold.

Unicycle or Penny Farthing?

uni.

bike or walk?

Walk.

What's in you pockets right now?

Wallet, keys, loose change, a scrap of paper with my PIN on, and a receipt from M&S.

Cluedo or Ludo?

Cleudo.

Birdsong or feedback?

sonicl's organising a game of Cluedo tonight. Don't miss it.

Birdsong.

Birds or blokes?

Organising it where? What time?

Birds.

Public house or cafe bar?

is a public house a pub? then i choose cafe.

is a public house a pub?

Yes it is.

Is a cafe bar a cafe with a bar?

yes

what is your daily posting average ?(look atyour profile)

16.43

what year was it 14 years ago?

1992

how many different schools have you attended?

three

why is my brother such a douche?