Interesting read. I might have missed something when reading it, but how did those rats get there in the first place?
I suppose they were brought to the island by man?

i like a girl

I gave a girl oral sex in a dream last night. I've no idea who she was.

i hope it rains all week.

F A Cup fourth round draw:

Arsenal v Bolton
West Ham v Watford
Bristol City or Coventry City v Hull City or Middlesbrough
Chelsea v Nottingham Forest
Chester City or Ipswich Town v Swansea
Cardiff City or Tottenham v Southend Utd or Barnsley
Barnet or Colchester v Peterborough or Plymouth Argyle
Birmingham City or Newcastle United v Reading or Burnley
Derby County v Bristol Rovers
Sheffield Wednesday or Manchester City v Southampton
Crystal Palace v Preston North End
Manchester United v Portsmouth
Blackpool v Norwich City
Queens Park Rangers or Luton Town v Blackburn Rovers
Wolverhampton Wanderers or Oldham v WBA
Leicester City or Fulham v Stoke City

^ On the one hand, you know for a fact that the final will between two out of Manchester United, Arsenal and Chelsea.

On the other it is just about possible that Bolton could eliminate two of those (including Arsenal in this round) and that the winner of Crystal Palace vs Preston North End (ie Preston North End) could - could just - cause one big upset, so that we end with a Bolton Wanderers vs Preston North End final.

When the final line-up is known, remember my wisdom, remember my prediction and come back to laugh at me.

My team, Manchester City, will probably lose that replay against the Owls on penalties.

James Blonde suggests stress for losing weight.

It works.

i got bored after my shower last night and cut my hair.....i dont think it was a good idea. its still long, but i took about 2-3 inches of...and i have no idea how to cut hair. its pretty noticeable

so there's this commercial for vagisil (i think) that shows this little cartoon diseased vagina, and every time i see it i don't know if it's just funny or kind of disgusting.

Lick my legs I'm on fire.

PJ, right?

You and I are the same height, that is neat!

James Blonde almost got into carcrash few hours ago.

So me and this chick have been chatting and msging and ringing one another for about half a yr now, and we both fancy each other. Problem is we dont live in the same place, she lives 600km from me. Im sure it prob. seems lame that iv developed a crush for someone over the internet, but meh.
Cool thing is, shes not the type of girl to get like this, shes one of those gals that could get a dude any time she wanted to, but hates the metro kinda guys so she doesnt, i wasnt even her type but she somehow grew fond of me. We have met before and hung out for a few hours but that was before we had gotten this far.

That's cute :)

My back hurts, I think one of my vertebrae is out of place or some shit.

heh thanks, she usualy likes guys with big arms, not metro guys, but just guys with some muscle, and well im the complete opposite of that, i weigh as much as a feather. She is very cool, very outgoing and openminded, and very into art and music. She laughs like tommy from rugrats to, ah gee. ahah im so lame lol. But we both find it really frustrating and its kind of upsetting her that we arnt 100% sure what we are feeling for one another and what happens if we meet someone in our home town. We are stuck with what to do.

Get someone to crack your back Emma

Yeah, I need a chiropractor. Maybe when they straighten my back out I'll be a little bit taller.

yeh i went to the chiro a few yrs back , i had small scoliosis(sp?) and it was causing me headaches. Im sure if have to go back again some time, like a wise man once said 'i have very bad posture' :P

Oh My God I Can Hear Mr Whippie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!