arghhh, what are we doing tonight? hurry up 'n' message me back.

sorry, i'm gonna have to cancel. it's not you, it's me, etc.

We're going to Wal Mart with a pair of hypodermic needles and poking holes in boxes of condoms.

I love giving people my triple A card.

It says I've been a member for 80 years.

ur old. u can save & get discounts everywhere with a damn aaa card.

I'm 23.

I think the peanut butter I just ate became lodged in my lung.

Better than having a tree in your lung.

Depends on what kind of tree. A nice birch or lemon tree would be bad fucking ass.

That would be pretty awesome... unless the lemon tree started growing lemons. In your organs.

I'd be the lamest comic book villain ever. :(

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.
-Johnny Depp

my hand is sticky and I should really go wash it

haha

good news! I washed my hand!

So, I suppose you're no longer dirty, are you, bunny?

not as dirty anyways

Why does my head hurt


Oh yeah, I just played the Sims for way too long again.

nah. american automobile association

if u are a member u can save everywhere seems like

you are full of wisdom zombie robot

yes, i am rather full of useless knowledge.

good boy for noticing. now continue to do my bidding.

ur ass and my bitch go well together me thinks. he said that his aaa card says hes been a member for like 80 yrs. i told him hes old. apparently hes only 23. /end of.

he was a member in a past life.

he's the undead

well that explains it then.


hot.

^^^ throw another rock on the fire!


I almost regret buying this game. if something doesn't change soon, it's going down as "the game that ate my computer time".

despite her vocal hatred of all things video game (for the last 14 years), girlfun has become addicted (I think she even gave up that stupid myspace vampires shit).

she doesn't try to win, nor does she care about "buying stuff".

all she wants to do is meet guys, fuck them and then ruin their "life" with her evil words.

once, she made the mistake of talking badly to a "boyfriend". you should have heard the screaming when "Don" broke up with her first.

fucking shit, I'm going to have to go back to WoW, aren't I?

i'm so mad.

this isnt the 'complain' thread and that isnt too irrelevant. why u mad?
here to cheer u up:

People that wear those fore-arm protectors while playing guitar are pussies.

holy shit, you're awesome.

josh- i've thought that.

I mean, some I assume wear it protect the finish from sweat, but I think most just are babies about their arm and guitar touching.

people in death cab for cutie are pussies.

I was once in a cab.

I need to find a new game to play

one of us....one of us...

I have an insect bite behind my ear. Dammit.

my mom is going to kick my sass. i'm goin' round the block for some ~hawt guitar hero aktion~, but i have a meeting thing tomorrow at 10. lulz.

... it's not like, i'm, y'know, like, eighteen and, like, can, like, totally be like (ohmigod!) responsible for my, like, self.

Mommy's little monster dropped out of school
Mommy's little monster broke all the rules
He loves to go out drinking with the boys
He loves to go out and make some noise
He doesn't wanna be a doctor
Or a lawyer getting fat and rich
He's 20 years old and he quit his job
Unemployment pays his rent

His brothers and sisters have tasted sweet success
His parents condemn him, say "his life's a mess!"

He's mommy's little monster, he's not afraid to admit
He's mommy's little monster, don't wake him in a fit

Mommy's little monster shoots methadrine
Mommy's little monster had sex at 15
She left home for the streets
She couldn't deal with all that heat
She had fun with the boys in the band
In her eyes it will never end
Her dad asked what happened to her face
It could have happened in any place

Her eyes are a deeper blue, she likes her hair that color too
She can't even wear a dress, that doesn't mean she'll ever confess

She's mommy's little monster
She's mommy's little monster
She's mommy's little monster
Don't take her life away

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