That reminds me...I have some Earl Grey...mhmm...will have to wait until I get proper tunage or while I'm watching Rear Window. Hitchcock marathon on TCM FTMFW

I love Gmail so damn much.

EXCUSE ME BUT WTF RU TALKIN BOUT

The car...it won't currently fit in the garage and has a hood scoop (not like the picture)...

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME DO YOU HAVE THIS CAR I AM OFFICIALLY VISITING OKAY


i feel so funny

Yes, this car, as of yesterday, is the newest member of the family. Technically speaking, it is my fathers, but still.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2swEcsZTxPc

1:20

hahaha. omg

aw yeah. just watched it as well. Grace Kelly is too hot

billy mays died

it's sunday afternoon and I need coffee

he's hot.
ha.

btw, ALAN TUDYK IS A GOD
just wanted to point that out.

Karl from Slingblade, not in Slingblade
The Ice Harvest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT3hE...eature=related
Monster's Balls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfLpK...eature=related
Karl meets Napoleon Dynamite
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lwfhu...om=PL&index=28

i made it back alive. mud can go fuck itself.

billy mays is dead. finally. i'm thrilled.

I keep eating and eating and losing weight.

Josh, I think I caught your disease.

It's terrible sometimes. I eat a whole large pizza in one sitting and lose weight.

I haven't even been doing anything. I've just been sitting and eating. I'm sort of frightened.

I only am when I have to go to the doctor, but I haven't been in like 2 years. Every time they want to find something wrong and they never do. All they can tell is to "eat more" because I'm below malnourished on the BMI chart.

Maybe you should take roids.

No kids and wife to strangle

Yeah, you're right. I couldn't imagine you as the "Son, I am disappoint" dude.

I'm no Glenn Danzig either

It doesn't work.

No, not at all.

I rofl'd

with waffles

And sporks

Sporks are about as useful as wide-ruled paper.

Sporks are about as useful as a dvd rewinder

Billy Mays could have sold thousands of those.

Billy Mays could sell a horse carcass.

Billy Mays could have made Don Magic Juan turn tricks.

Billy Mays and Esteban in the same room would've caused a nuclear explosion

Billy Mays could have sodomized your mother and sold her his legal services int he proceeding rape hearings.

Billy Mays should have bought a Jack LaLanne Power Juicer.

Bastard is 94 years old

Shit doesn't work on concussions