Billy Mays never died, he was so loud he just transcended to the next dimension.

I'm lazy. [insert shoop of Billy Mays and Dome of the Rock here]

insert shoop of Billy Mays replacing Hayden Christensen in ROTJ here

YES

thumbs up. cuz i'm billy fucking mays.

billy mays will probably try and sell us oxi clean from hell

you know, Hell looks pretty dirty. There's probably a big market for cleaning products down there. Heaven is all clean and tidy, and nobody would need Oxi-whatever. And nobody would buy it. Makes you think.

I just lost loads of rep points because a thread in the sharing section got deleted.

bawww.

welcome to my life. i ate a whole tray of brownies two days ago and my clothes are even looser than before.

Jade, check that cat poster. it's a 386 number. It HAS to be someone we know.

you're KIDDING. i'ma call it.

eta: no answer.

haha, i know exactly where that 7-11 is.

srsly. WE MUST KNOW THEM. It's 690 so somewhere in NSB I think

yep, that's beachside nsb.

I called it but it was super late and no one answered. I swear I know that number..

it sounds kinda familiar. where did you find this thing? that's hilarious it's like.. nsb.

4chan. Which is why we probably know them.

This may or may not be related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpMPFGBtE7Q

nouuuuh!!!???which one??? and whyyy??

if anyone wants to wire me about $1000 dollars RIGHT NOW

i'm taking takers

you have nudes?

nope.

well that was supposed to motivate me

my personality and charm don't?

not $1000 worth

how can i convince you?

Why does it take me like months to write a goddamn song?

dunno. i've never been convinced to wire anyone $1k just based on their personality before

same reason it took me three months to write a three line poem. and i hate it.

hm. $250?

(i am half serious.)

haha

i hate money.

I get so frustrated I practically throw my guitar on the ground.

Hey, it's made of mahogany. It's not gonna break.

i break pens in half and yell.

I haven't written anything since like, April.

I tried today and well fuck it.

today i give up on doing much. i'm kind of depressed. my dream last night was fucked up. i spent time in my dream trying to wake up because it was so terrifying. like, i knew i was dreaming and trying to get the fuck out. i've had a headache all day.

I need a job

i need to just get a bunch of cash.