helium and sulfur hexafouride
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-XbjFn3aqE


super slo mo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0-TbUUXDtM&NR=1

I had a horrible day at work today.

So did I. Total shit.

sorry to hear it. tomorrow I have the Firm's managing partner coming in from our main austin office, and three of the head honchos as well as two new partners we are trying to impress who will start here soon, and it will be a hellish day.

I can relate to that, demon. I feel so shit it's untrue.

OK, get this. I was supposed to work till six tonight, answering first year admissions enquiries for my department before the semester starts. I'm not exaggerating when I say that at 5.57, I logged off my computer and went home. Just outside the head of my school said that he thought I was working till 6. i told him I was and he looks at this watch and says, but it's 6 now (it's literally less than a minute from my office to where he saw me.)

Then he gives me some bullshit about the phones having to be manned or he gets it in the neck. I'd been sat at this desk since 1.15 (i was actually only meant to start at 1.30) and this guy is pulling me up about my leaving AT MOST, three minutes/180 SECONDS early.

the boss always has to yell at somebody. it makes them feel important.

He did it in that horrible, 'it's not me, it's what others are gonna say' kind of a way. He's only just been promoted into the position. i see trouble ahead.

That is some total bullshit from the head of school right there. What next, a fucking detention for leaving 3 mins early?

shit man, you may be screwed. bosses with something to prove are the fucking worst

what is that???
it looks just ace

it's from a cartoon, foster's home for imaginary friends.

my roommate's a jerk

pissant vibes westward....

Straighten up and fly right. Slacker.

I'm eating these right now, and I'm enjoying them.



It just pisses me off that they're in the weird bag, then wrapped in plastic, then covered in wax.