and you do?

after 2 hours of computer games in the morning (rome total war), it's shaping up very well, as i hatch new & evil plans-- strategy games are always a good warmup for hatching new & evil plans. which i am newly hatching. evilly.

this is the biggest piece of piss i've ever seen

feed the aminals, y'all


my day was shit, what do you expect?

fixed!



eat some steak-- it will make your day go better

i called apartment buildings for 2 hours and then drove around and called apartment buildings for another 2 hours. i am pooped. this is exhausting. being nice on the phone to people that generally say, 'SIX MONTH LEASE IN MN; ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS' is so tiring.

but we did find 3 places that have been sweeties about it, and another place that i'm stalking because apartments.com claims it will accomadate us. its so charming. uptown is charming.... fuck you N mpls. fuck you cedar lake rd. fuck you central. I WILL NEVER CALL YOU HOME.

Yeah.

vaguely above average

Good news. Apple called me back and I'll be going to an interview on Tuesday. Hope they don't drug test because I smoked last night. Eh, water and exercise.

Other than that, not a damn thing happening.

if my estimations are correct, almost everyone at the apple store works stoned

I like the thought of a shop selling just apples.

don't you guys have apple farms in england? go to one this summer-- there'll be a place to transact business. barrels, bushels, stones, i don't know how you english measure them, there will be plenty.

Does that apply to pets too?

i'm wondering to myself, "is this date going good? or is the extreme lack of social responsibility and etiquette that this chick is demonstrating too powerful a statement for me, I mean hey, one-nighters are cool but lately I'm looking for something more substantial. I'd rather enjoy the wine and get to the breasts after a good conversation.."

longest day ever. but a pretty good one. bought keggers two baby fire-bellied newts!

^neat!



I"m ok. Tired as fugggg from work. dranks...blue moon is abeautiful drink

pretty nerdy. but also awesome.

Last night I accidentally knocked the bbq off of the too small table and sent hot coals and flaming salmon all over my porch. TRAUMA! Wifey protected the son while I hosed everything down.

soph: /brings chair into room
me: "oh, I'm not playing it right now, sweetie"
soph: "oh, I just saw you concentrating. what are you playing?"
me: "not playing anything, yet.. just staring at my screen..." :)
soph: "oh, ok!" /cartoons
me: /continues to stare (and concentrate).