because he is jealous of you

what is your favorite fruit

possibly banana or pineapple.

but hes not just a douche to ME, hes a douche to EVERYONE? explain that?

he is jealous of you and takes it out on others. kill him

why is my ipod broken :(

because ipods are shoddily manufactured.
my friend has had four ipods break on him.

is this why we can't have nice things?

i suppose so

when are we going to have sex?!?

ASAP.

will my brother go to work like he is supposed to???

no

hav eyou ever killed a man

i think the question should be how many men have i killed.

how many women have you killed?

7.8

how many men have you killed kracky?

i tihnk the number is physically too big to fit on the frum, so i'll round it down a wee bit.
14

how many more will i kill by the end of the week?

42.. i believe...

when will i leave my home to see tha muthafuckin snakes tonight~?

uggghhh. hopefully never!

when will i leave to see The Zoo Story tonite? (its a thing downtown in the vein of a play i guess.. except my friend is in it and its freee!

8 ish perhaps. you'll only get there at 9 though because you will have killed someone on your way there...

what was your first word?

WRONG! ill leave around sixfifteenish, i gotta walk downtown and killing only takes about three seconds for me.

"dada". i know.. primitive


why all the questions?

because it is the interview game

what will you do today?

hangout with my girlfriend (on the side of course..) and go to said show downtown.

what WON'T you do today?

hangout with your grilfriend. and eat babies.

what's your girl's name

hilary clinton.

what was the name of the kisrt person you kissed?

cooper heh

what's your mother's name

sharon.

do you like marmite?