Bonus points if you go as Robert Downey Jr in Tropic Thunder. That movie sucked, but at least he was funny.

I'll fucking do it.
Or I'll tape my nose and fingers up and put on a silky black wig.

happy birthday america.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SHnpWohrg0

Bozo the clown suit.

I lol'd like a ma fucka and now I feel bad.

I wonder if I gained 40 pounds and sat in the sun all day I could pass for George Lopez. I'd love to see in the paper "George Lopez Breaks into Houses to Beat Children"

Oh god. This is my favorite thing ever. I played this constantly last year around the 4th.

He probably does that already, but no one tells because he controls the coke inflow in his hood.

I have this theory where he's secretly a cop/drug peddler dressed as a transvestite on some Las Vegas corner.

He probably is. It'd be leagues better than his "comedy"

Yeah, "comedy". Like Family Guy and the O'Reilly Factor.

it has quickly become my favorite thing ever too

"We'll do it live!"
Nancy Grace has some lulz, especially when she shows pictures of her mongoloid looking spawn.

Nancy Grace is lulzy for about 10 minutes, then the "oh god I suddenly want to kill everyone I know and then myself" realization sets in.

I get visibly enraged when I see that Medusa-like visage anywhere.

I just want to slap her because she screams almost as constantly as Billy Mays, but it is nowhere near as amazing as his screaming. Is it weird that we're talking about virtually the same thing on two separate websites?

Eh, I'm sure we've done the same on here, Facebook, and the phone before.

At the same time.

Dear god.

You have to promise me if we ever come within 10 feet of each other we talk in person, on the phone, on here and facebook at the same time.

Deal, and fax stuff to each other.

And write letters.

I think we might spontaneously combust if this were to happen.

Yep, just a giant hole in the ground, a bit of your fullet, and one of my shoes.

That sounds truly frightening. Funny, but frightening.

As are most awesome things in life. We could even try flag semaphore, but that would require about 11 more hands than we possess.

Damnit. Know any gullible freaks we could enlist?

I have some Navy dorks I could round up, tell them it takes time off their enlistment.

That'll work, now we just need a Ouija board and some black candles

And plenty of Vault!

And Current 93. YEAH, I WENT THERE

the bitch did it again
i was in a dead sleep for like 5 hours and she called me 19 times on various phones and woke me up (BAD IDEA)

we were going to go to reading and i paid for the tickets so you know what?
i'm just going to sell hers to someone else.

good luck finding another ticket. quit fucking calling me.

BRB, fetal position.

a buy just landed in my water :(

I am confuse

Ok, so, I sorta have a small thing about Milla.

Anyone who doesn't should see a therapist

Yeah, my friend likes to rub it in my face, along with Brody Dalle and Rosario Dawson.

After Seven Pounds I just couldn't look at Rosario the same way.

I've never seen it, so...I don't know...

Maybe it's best you don't.

I con't wotch Woll Smoth movies ofter Wold Wold Wost.

I lol'd. Fuck that movie.