Physical pain? Hmm, I used to have a hernia, and even though I was doubled over in sheer agony at times, I never cried. Cantankers' experience though sounds truly horrible...I would've cried at that too, most likely.

The last time I was beaten up (by three guys), I didn't cry - just felt bruised and a bit shock

the last time I was beaten up (peak was at 4 guys( I had to laugh, which made them kick even harder...but the alcohol killed the pain pretty good

it was hands down the worst physical pain i've ever experienced in my life, and it was gradual so there was no endorphin rush to calm me down

I haven't cried in years.

Before my grandpa died, the only time I'd cried in the past few months was when I'd broken my foot. At first it didn't hurt all that bad, my foot was just twitching and numb. And then after about 10 minutes it really really started hurting, and that's how I knew I broke it.

Jesus.....that IS agony - pure torture, by the sounds of it.

My sister has informed me that childbirth was by far the worst pain she'd experienced...

That happened to mt friend one time, she was just shrieking haha.

that sounds amusing

yeah, i can imagine squeezing a bowling ball sized object through your vag wouldn't feel too good

Excuse me for gatecrashing this line of postage, but..

Yeah yeah, Industrial Estate! Yeah yeah, Industrial Estate!

"And the crap in the air will fuck up your face!"

It lasted well over a day for her - no wonder she didn't get pregnant again for well over 10 years. Still, my oldest niece rocks!, so.... (Her most recently birth was a "mere" 3 hours).

someone irrelevant to anything and everything:




my mother was only in labour for 5 hours with me
it was enough for her to never have any other children

I have three options if I go to the Tesco Metro across the road. Do I:

A. Buy some ice lollies
B. Some kind of roasted chicken breast with a tub of either potato salad or Coleslaw
C. A bacon and egg sandwich.

All options come with the inevitable packet of twenty Pall Mall superkings.

Go for B. You'd only end up being disappointed with the lollies again.

A! Pick A!

Pick A, demonrail, and you'll have a friend forever in EMMAh. Vote B, and who have you got? Me. Clearly, there is no choice. Vote A. NOW.

C sounds good. cigs and breakfast food.

By the way, I like those Pall Malls, do you smoke the red ones?

Now I have a problem: Emmah say A; Melly says B and Cuntankerous says C.

I am edging towards the sandwich option, but know that it's a slightly depressing one.

Regarding the lolly-disappointment factor. I've re-discovered Soleros. The Lolly of champions. Absolutely zero chance of any man feeling short-changed with a Solero.

Fuck it. That's settled it. I'm buying lollies.

Yeah, the Superkings. Cheap as fuck without tasting like shoelaces.

Demonrail regularly berates me for smoking Malboro Lights, claiming that they're "poof" cigarettes. Bastard!

I bet Demonrail comes back with a pizza instead of lollies.