As the friend in your signature used to say "Man is the cruelest animal".
That said, c'mon, don't take silly stuff too seriously, bad taste "humor" can be liberating from time to time.

most everything i find funny is in terrible taste, but
bad taste humour about chinese people cooking my kitten isn't funny

well, that "captured" sounded like a good start for evil deeds related to that cat, guess that's what got us (me) a bit carried away with the evil plot.
sorry if I genuinely hurt your feelings (<---same for dirty bunny).

no you didn't hurt my feelings or anything, i just get weepy if i even think of animals being hurt

i did capture it but i also saved it from death because it's too tiny to live on it's own outside, it's like 3-4 wks old

Sometimes I wish I were vegetarian... but all my favourite meals involve meat in some way!

Ok, it's probably a bad time to post that "void if seal is broken" pic...
Btw, disclaimer: I despise animal cruelty and don't condone it in any way.
I'm just a bit too cynical from time to time.

if i didn't eat meat i would die because i hate most fruits and i'm allergic to the ones i like and the only vegetable i will eat is potatoes so......

Well my favourite dishes include spaghetti bolognaise and chilli so I'm screwed if I become vegetarian!

And damn, I want a cat so bad. But my parents don't like them so I'll have to wait till I move out (which will be a long time for now).

i love cats. they're just the best kind of animal.

Tetsuo.

I wasn't singling you out, Nicfit, and I don't think anybody who made the remarks they made meant it. It's just it's so fucking easy to post shit like that. It's aching for a reaction. And if nobody calls them on it, more people join in, and on it goes. It's just kind of a sheep mentality, go with the flow. And maybe a lot of people just ignore it, or they just go away and don't look back. I don't know I'm rambling. Feeling pretty dispirited with the human race.

Fucking horseshit.

Definitely. They're such beautiful creatures... very smooth and delicate. Dogs are more goofy and lovable but there is a mystique around cats that I can't quite put my finger on.

cats are independent of their owners and they don't give a fuck about anything

sounds enticing

It's not. I'm still out of peanut butter.

RAWRRR...

I made some peanut butter cookies the other day. Someone left the lid off the tupperware and they got hard D:<

Damn, that sucks. I want some damn cookies. Someone was supposed to bake me some, but then they couldn't find me at the fireworks.

I was seriously fuming. Thankfully there's still some fresh ones in the cookie jar.

Homemade cookies or recently made cookies sound bomb.

I made a huuuuuuuuuuuge batch like two days ago. I always end up eating a bunch of the dough though.

Be careful you might get salmonella.

srsly. It's so worth it though

You're more likely to get salmonella from a pet hamster.

I never seemed intrigued enough to taste the cookie dough by itself.

I hope you mean from eating a pet hamster.

I killed my pet hamster when I was a kid (I am not going to come out as a psychopath). I just left him in his ball the whole day, and I only had him for three days.

No, just by handling them or they're food containers and such.

Ew. That's kinda gross. Then again, scooping cat turds out of a box isn't very glorious either.

I hate cleaning my cats litter box.

I just added myself to my buddy list. Huzzah!

And you just negative repped me for my "fucking horseshit" post!

I'm so sick of the prominent people in my life taking a shit on my self-worth. Time to find some new friends.

What do the two have to do with each other? Are you going to take it back?

They have nothing to do with each other. I wasn't implying that one should have sexual congress with the manure of an equine draft animal, I was just expressing distaste with the way that the last 24 hours have turned out and it was irrelevant.

I wanna move to Denver. Who's with me?

Then I just went and stuck my foot in my mouth, haven't I?