I probably will. I'll look up some magical recipe for dericious pizza.

The key is to bake the dough for like 5 minutes before adding toppings and sauce.

I'll keep that in mind. I remember my dad used to make pizza but it tasted like shit

I have a really short attention spa-

you have a spa?

yes! you'll get all the attention you want- and more

but it's really, uh, short. the attention you'll get, I mean. you'll get all the attention you want, for a very short amount of time. it'll be like a spa weekend in 5 minutes.

*edited so I don't look as idiotic for posting twice in a row

I could imagine getting like one hand painted 12 different colors.

I feel ill.

I wonder if there's any poptarts left

Why am I listening to the Spice Girls?

i have a question for everyone

how do you perceive yourself vs how others perceive you?

Others perceive me as the most intriguing individual they've ever know and I feel I'm just normal. (I'm 100% srs)

Eh, I have no idea what I'm saying

Ha ha ha ha.

Several people (I'd say 5-10 in recent years) have used those exact words to describe me, no joke. I hate it.

Uh, I perceive myself as a confused individual fascinated with stupid things. Most people perceive me as a loud, trendy, awesome, complicated, intimidating clusterfuck. At least that's what I've gathered over the years.

Either way I don't really care

people think i'm weird

i would agree i guess but i have legit reasons for my behavior

example
every so often i will get so sick of everyone i know and social bullshit that i will retreat into my house and shut all the drapes and lock the doors etc and make no attempt to socialize with any of them. i don't answer the phone or the door. i like it this way. i am perfectly capable of entertaining myself and my boyfriend, the one person i like all the time (mostly) is here. i don't see why the fuck i should behave otherwise.


oh yeah and i also don't think i'm that pretty but a lot of people seem to fawn over me and i don't get it and i don't like it

I do the same thing. Except they don't understand that I don't want anything to do with them for the time being and they singlehandedly ruin the friendship. And I can't say it bothers me.

Boohoo, people think I'm smart/pretty/whatever. Fuck my life.

i'm not bitching, i think it's nice that people would think nice things about me.....i just don't get it

You don't think you're at all deserving of being thought of nicely?

Don't forget that the humble seek to be exalted.

i don't know, it's just like what did i ever do or be that's so great? i'm ok.

I can understand if you're annoyed with being lauded over but to be repulsed by simple compliments might be some kind of self-hating behavior.

All in all, this is dangerous territory that can lead to varieties of paranoias and complexes. Tread lightly.

no no

see i'm very bad at articulating my thoughts

what i mean is that i suppose i have a pretty neutral opinion of myself

i don't mind being sincerely complimented, that's all good and often will make my day if someone says something genuinely nice, i hate it when people go on and on

Well yeah, I think most realistic folks have a neutral opinion of their self and get bothered by overdone praise.

oh come on.

people think i'm a good person.
they don't know that inside i'm a really evil fuck.

no, you come on
i didn't say i thought i was a hideous beast or something like that. i am fairly good looking but not like a fucking supermodel or something.

you would be my best friend if i lived in georgia.

that's better

c:

not sure why i started this discussion. i have obviously been thinking too much. i'm gonna go find some breakfast and play in the sunshine. perfect temp outside.

Activities:
breathing
getting the train
watching old people on the train
nearly falling over
falling over

Interests:
money, cash, ho's

Favourite Music:
beepy beepy music

Favourite Films:
Han Solo yeh, hes got a smuggling compartment in the milienium falcon, hes only an intergalactic smack dealer isnt he. an yoda, hes been coming down for about five hundred years, fucking poor bastard.

i did something stupid

in an effort to clean out one of my pipes i put it in the microwave to heat up the resin

i opened the microwave and smoke poured out. POURED out.

my kitchen is a fucking hotbox.

my entire flat smells like resin. i now have every fucking candle and incense stick in the place burning.

What a stupid desperate microwave !! Smoking resin !

I guess it's better than seeds and stems. :p

BLEECHHH !!

jesus christ why didn't i just boil it?

haha sucker
your up to the resin scrapings!

i have quit weed and other drugs for a girl that i want to start seeing

it will be worth it

i just re read what u said and u just said clean


oops

no i have weed. i always have weed. i was just cleaning the son of a bitch out and now this.

edit nvm you got it


yeah i will never ever ever smoke resin

hello, just go buy a fucking bag

Really the best way is to get isoproply alcohol, pour it in a bowl (kitchen ! :D ) and submerge the pipe. Let it soak overnight and then rinse away the majority of the scum...

If you can get inside the pipe (after the soaking) with a scraper you can get nearly 100% of the sludge ! :)


* I just realized this is a 'post something irrevelant' thread. Sorry to offer something of relevance. haha...

so i have found the one not so good thing about this near perfect gal

she is always busy! Guess thats what i get for liking a girl 5 yrs older than me

Sighi may not get to see her for 10 days!
i worry she will forget about me by then :(