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i really wish i could write. i have the inspiration, i just don't know what to do with it.
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me+miley tomorrow.
should i shave? its supposed to be a "hospital scene" i may be a patient. lolz. |
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no, really? |
Testing keyboard. Yep. Still works.
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yes, really.
i might be wearing nothing but a paper gown, if i end up as one of the "patients" ... lol, so gonna get a boner when miley walks in. might have to ask for a larger size gown so the wood will be less graphic. |
i think i'm gonna trim the beard. i didn't have one in the pics i sent the casting directors.
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Lindsey Lohan syndrome. I feel like I've smoked ten thousand cigarettes, when I've never even had one. I keep coughing and I sound deep and raspy.
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they make clove gum that's for sale in world market
i want twenty packs of it. |
My arms hurt.
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i hope they get better!
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Yes. They're just sore, no bruises. Too much pushing last night at Jesus Lizard.
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The Album Leaf in like a week. SKJdhtLKJ$#TK@!!
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I'm hongry.
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We still have funfetti cake if you want some.
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Holy Shi- it's been like 10 score fortnights since I've had that. I just have some peanut butter.
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miley has a sore throat. if i get her virus, is that kinda like getting to 2nd base?
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Get strep throat in your cock and I'll dub you King of All the Known World.
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Dave, you'd be my hero if you caught anything from her, STDs included.
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ok. i'll do my best.
also hope Melissa is on set tomorrow. model ![]() ![]() ![]() |
You're probably going to have to duct tape your junk to your inner thigh.
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^ ow.
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Like Robert Plant?
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Robert basically had to be sewn into his jeans.
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miley posts here and you just ruined yr chances tomorrow.
tough luck, kid. |
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no :( |
yes.
she sent me a pm. I can't tell you who it is, but she said to tell you "yr fucked". I'm so sorry. don't hate me. I'm only miley's mouthpiece. |
^along with other unmentionables
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fine. i'll go after melissa :mad: |
she talks to miley on the phone.
basically, they are both talking about you right now. all hope isn't lost yet. I linked her to yr squatting picture and I think she can get you a job in a toilet-paper commercial. that's good. right? |
Floslo=Mileytron, Mouth of Sauron
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This lesbian chick won't stop hitting on me.
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my squatting picture? have i forgotten something? until miley tweets it, i'm not believing you... [unless miley=swa(y). that's the only possible match i can think of] |
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oh yes.
i could sell charmin to a quadriplegic with in a hospital bed |
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