i really wish i could write. i have the inspiration, i just don't know what to do with it.

me+miley tomorrow.

should i shave? its supposed to be a "hospital scene" i may be a patient. lolz.

don't worry baby i'll take good care of you

Hahahahahah

i'm very motherly. in the most evil way possible.

ohol si ho lol.

really?




no, really?

Testing keyboard. Yep. Still works.

yes, really.

i might be wearing nothing but a paper gown, if i end up as one of the "patients" ... lol, so gonna get a boner when miley walks in. might have to ask for a larger size gown so the wood will be less graphic.

i think i'm gonna trim the beard. i didn't have one in the pics i sent the casting directors.

Lindsey Lohan syndrome. I feel like I've smoked ten thousand cigarettes, when I've never even had one. I keep coughing and I sound deep and raspy.

they make clove gum that's for sale in world market

i want twenty packs of it.

My arms hurt.

i hope they get better!

Yes. They're just sore, no bruises. Too much pushing last night at Jesus Lizard.

The Album Leaf in like a week. SKJdhtLKJ$#TK@!!

I'm hongry.

We still have funfetti cake if you want some.

Holy Shi- it's been like 10 score fortnights since I've had that. I just have some peanut butter.

miley has a sore throat. if i get her virus, is that kinda like getting to 2nd base?

Get strep throat in your cock and I'll dub you King of All the Known World.

Dave, you'd be my hero if you caught anything from her, STDs included.

ok. i'll do my best.

also hope Melissa is on set tomorrow.

model

You're probably going to have to duct tape your junk to your inner thigh.

^ ow.

Like Robert Plant?

i think so.

my boner might get my scene cut out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu-llmtHCDo

Robert basically had to be sewn into his jeans.

miley posts here and you just ruined yr chances tomorrow.

tough luck, kid.

no :(

yes.

she sent me a pm. I can't tell you who it is, but she said to tell you "yr fucked".

I'm so sorry. don't hate me. I'm only miley's mouthpiece.

^along with other unmentionables

fine. i'll go after melissa :mad:

she talks to miley on the phone.

basically, they are both talking about you right now.

all hope isn't lost yet. I linked her to yr squatting picture and I think she can get you a job in a toilet-paper commercial. that's good. right?

Floslo=Mileytron, Mouth of Sauron

This lesbian chick won't stop hitting on me.

my squatting picture?

have i forgotten something?

until miley tweets it, i'm not believing you... [unless miley=swa(y). that's the only possible match i can think of]

disney4lyfe.

oh yes.

i could sell charmin to a quadriplegic with in a hospital bed