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demonrail666 07.18.2009 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan
it's a toss up though


it really isn't.

I'll happily take a girl out for dinner if I'm guaranteed that the end result is gonna be a blow job. I can't say that i'll do the same if the end result is gonna be listening to a punk album with her.

of course if she gives me a blow job while we're listening to a punk album, then that's an entirely different story.

bottom line though, blow jobs are better than punk rock

dirty bunny 07.18.2009 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
it really isn't.

I'll happily take a girl out for dinner if I'm guaranteed that the end result is gonna be a blow job. I can't say that i'll do the same if the end result is gonna be listening to a punk album with her.

of course if she gives me a blow job while we're listening to a punk album, then that's an entirely different story.

bottom line though, blow jobs are better than punk rock


That made me laugh... thing is for pure mood elevators I think music is better. I'm not sure I'd agree with punk rock, only because I know so little of it.

Satan 07.18.2009 01:58 PM

it's a toss up for ME ok, i'm not going to dinner with anyone, this is a live in situation

two things i enjoy greatly but sometimes i don't feel like either of them. sometimes i'd rather crank the stereo up and dance wildly. sometimes not. i'd say theyre probably equal.

demonrail666 07.18.2009 01:59 PM

i despair

Shifty Prophet 07.18.2009 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666
it really isn't.

I'll happily take a girl out for dinner if I'm guaranteed that the end result is gonna be a blow job. I can't say that i'll do the same if the end result is gonna be listening to a punk album with her.

of course if she gives me a blow job while we're listening to a punk album, then that's an entirely different story.

bottom line though, blow jobs are better than punk rock


And its even better if the date didn't go so well cause you have a bunch of shit on yr mind, or you are down and out cause of something. The blowjobs that come out of nowhere are my favourites, a true and proper way to lift any man's mood.

davenotdead 07.18.2009 02:02 PM

i digress

Satan 07.18.2009 02:03 PM

apparently men don't have "please leave me alone and don't touch me" moods

it's not anything personal sometimes i just get really pissy. forgive me for being a chick.

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Originally Posted by Shifty Prophet
And its even better if the date didn't go so well cause you have a bunch of shit on yr mind, or you are down and out cause of something. The blowjobs that come out of nowhere are my favourites, a true and proper way to lift any man's mood.

THIS.

Shifty Prophet 07.18.2009 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan
apparently men don't have "please leave me alone and don't touch me" moods

it's not anything personal sometimes i just get really pissy. forgive me for being a chick.


THIS.


Yes we do, its right after we cum.

davenotdead 07.18.2009 02:04 PM

taylor is by far the hottest chick on nyc prep

Satan 07.18.2009 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Shifty Prophet
Yes we do, its right after we cum.

ok yeah there is that

i mean just randomly though i'll be a moody bitch
but i will never turn down any request for sexytime if i'm in any mood other than terrible/bitch

StevOK 07.18.2009 02:07 PM

I just put a remix of an old jam tape on an old MySpace page I don't use anymore: http://www.myspace.com/myspacekillsband

The page itself is pretty funny.
Here is the mp3 for anyone that wants to download it instead of just streaming it: http://www.mediafire.com/?mfmctmmmwom

demonrail666 07.18.2009 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan
apparently men don't have "please leave me alone and don't touch me" moods


only if i'm about to get beaten up

MellySingsDoom 07.18.2009 02:11 PM

demonrail - I met the old singer from the Stretchheads today - a really sound and nice chap.

Shifty Prophet 07.18.2009 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan
ok yeah there is that

i mean just randomly though i'll be a moody bitch


yeah in that area I know only a few guys which have ''man-peroids'' or moodswings bad enough to warrant that title. these of course suck, because no amount of chocolate ice cream, or shopping splurge's will cure any of them, onyl oral sex. This sucks for them because they are not skilled enough to land that from a cool girl or have not enough money for an attractive prostitute.

Satan 07.18.2009 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
only if i'm about to get beaten up

who would ever beat you up?

Satan 07.18.2009 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Shifty Prophet
yeah in that area I know only a few guys which have ''man-peroids'' or moodswings bad enough to warrant that title. these of course suck, because no amount of chocolate ice cream, or shopping splurge's will cure any of them, onyl oral sex. This sucks for them because they are not skilled enough to land that from a cool girl or have not enough money for an attractive prostitute.


lol chocolate ice cream and shopping yeah fucking right

the only thing that helps me out is everyone going away and letting me have my peace
whatever though, it doesn't happen very often

demonrail666 07.18.2009 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan
who would ever beat you up?



noone actually. but it could happen ... in theory

demonrail666 07.18.2009 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom
demonrail - I met the old singer from the Stretchheads today - a really sound and nice chap.


how come you met him?

dirty bunny 07.18.2009 02:16 PM

I don't like the way this new yahoo mail interface is set up. I don't like change!

MellySingsDoom 07.18.2009 02:16 PM

demonrail - He's good friends with a mate of mine - I've said hello to him before at gigs, but never had the chance to havfe a proper chat.

Shifty Prophet 07.18.2009 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan
lol chocolate ice cream and shopping yeah fucking right

the only thing that helps me out is everyone going away and letting me have my peace
whatever though, it doesn't happen very often


Yeah I was of course half-kidding....half-kidding.

Satan 07.18.2009 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom
demonrail - I met the old singer from the Stretchheads today - a really sound and nice chap.

aaaaah cool i like them
Quote:

Originally Posted by Shifty Prophet
Yeah I was of course half-kidding....half-kidding.


but there are really girls like that...scary

MellySingsDoom 07.18.2009 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan
the only thing that helps me out is everyone going away and letting me have my peace


I can relate to this in a way - perhaps not for the same reasons, but it's nice to be left alone once in a while.

Satan 07.18.2009 02:19 PM

isn't it? people just start to drive me crazy after awhile.

dirty bunny 07.18.2009 02:20 PM

I prefer being alone. The internet is good because I can turn off and tune out whenever I feel like being alone.

demonrail666 07.18.2009 02:20 PM

a female friend of mine keeps punching me in the arm in a 'jokey' way. does this actually mean that she wants to have sex with me?

Shifty Prophet 07.18.2009 02:21 PM

I'm more of a loner than a be around people all the time kind of guy. Even when I go out, a lot of time I just like to sit at a bar that has a decent jukebox, drink my drink listen to my song and be there with my thoughts, just watching people pass by.

I dunno, that sounded kinda like an pretentious alcoholic when I re-read it, but hopefully you all get the point.

davenotdead 07.18.2009 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
a female friend of mine keeps punching me in the arm in a 'jokey' way. does this actually mean that she wants to have sex with me?


i don't think so if its only once or twice. how many times did it occur?

demonrail666 07.18.2009 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Shifty Prophet
that sounded kinda like an pretentious alcoholic when I re-read it



if it does, then we're both pretentious alcoholics

MellySingsDoom 07.18.2009 02:25 PM

davenotdead - I reckon you should be this board's official sex and relationship counsellor. Your fee? An invite to a hot models party.

MellySingsDoom 07.18.2009 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666
a female friend of mine keeps punching me in the arm in a 'jokey' way. does this actually mean that she wants to have sex with me?


Nah, that's the international sign for "It's your round".

demonrail666 07.18.2009 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead
i don't think so if its only once or twice. how many times did it occur?


more than two, less than twenty, but it's regular. and i've not known her long and she doesn't do it to anyone else.

Basically what i want you to say is 'yes, she does'.

Sonic Youth 37 07.18.2009 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan
punk rock is the best mood lifter

QFT

davenotdead 07.18.2009 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666
more than two, less than twenty, but it's regular. and i've not known her long and she doesn't do it to anyone else.

Basically what i want you to say is 'yes, she does'.



more than two = 'yes, she does' . tell her the next time she does it you're going to ravage her on the spot.

Shifty Prophet 07.18.2009 02:32 PM

demonrail, this woman wants to have sex with you. Has she given you the tv eye?

Shifty Prophet 07.18.2009 02:34 PM

Oh and by the way, the ''tv'' in tv eye stands for trembeling vagina. Just so you can be in the know.

davenotdead 07.18.2009 02:34 PM

has anyone heard the 3 new MBV tracks that were unearthed and are apparently legit?

Satan 07.18.2009 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666
more than two, less than twenty, but it's regular. and i've not known her long and she doesn't do it to anyone else.

Basically what i want you to say is 'yes, she does'.


yeah she does

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead
has anyone heard the 3 new MBV tracks that were unearthed and are apparently legit?

theyre good.....they were recorded 20 years ago but theyre still good.

demonrail666 07.18.2009 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead
more than two = 'yes, she does' . tell her the next time she does it you're going to ravage her on the spot.



or offer to play her some punk albums

davenotdead 07.18.2009 02:36 PM

cantank, post pic of yr tv eye


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