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i'd be happy as a clam if you played me some punk records
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I'm thirsty and need coffee
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no, no , no
ORAL SEX |
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it'd entertain me for the next 10 minutes |
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After coffee. Not before. |
and preferably while listening to the anti-nowhere league, apparently
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Such longevity, how do you do it? |
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intense concentration. and no blinking. |
See, see I always get the rocket off way too early when I don't blink at all or blink a lot. Blinking is my dilemma in the ''too fast too furious'' area. but, what my blinking subtracts from I make up with in phallic dimension.
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ride the silver rocket. burnin' a hole in your pocket...
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he must be my favorite person on earth he had to drive with his knee so he could air guitar |
Someone on the Steven Severin forum has accused MBV of wearing sandals onstage. You what - sandals??? Never. MBV wear their proper shoes with pride.
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Friggin' Farm Town on friggin' Facebook...
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my eyeball hurts
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I want an eyepatch. Actually, I want many eyepatches. I want a zebra striped eyepatch.
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I actually had (or was supposed to) wear an eyepatch in my youth. To strengthen my lazy left eye. They told me to cover the right and read and live my life for a year or so. Fuck that.
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Jesus fuck. That's stupid.
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yes. I kind of wish I would have done it a little bit now, because I'm scared of laser eye surgery and that's the eventual end for me.
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Eye problems run in my family. My dad has horrible eyesight, one of my uncles had laser eye surgery on both eyes, and my other uncle had to have a cornea transplant (yeah, wtf?).
Thankfully I'm not related to them. |
It would be different it if either A)didn't mind contacts or B) both eyes were shit. I have like 20/15 and 20/0 (c wat I did ther?) in the left.
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Yeah, my vision sucks either way. Contacts suck. My glasses are uncomfortable. Whatever.
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I finally killed the mosquito that was living in my room, not before the little bugger got 2 more bites in.
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Good. Dirty motherfucker. I hate mosquitoes. Especially the big fucking Florida ones.
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I can deal with the big ones before they're obvious. This one was the size of a tic-tac.
Om nom, jolly ranchers. |
I hate it when I'm laying in bed about to sleep and I think of a bunch of shit to download, and then I forget what it was the next day.
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People suck balls.
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This is why I love Google Desktop. I always add my "to download" stuff to the notepad. |
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They are doing it wrong.
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Someone plopped a steamer in the gene pool
Now angry mob mentality is no longer the exception, it's the rule |
This was in the YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG pictures thing
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Yes females and males don't mix well in my head. I should read some Dick, Philip K. Dick that is.
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That's creepy as shit.
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I like the crayon box.
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I just imagine that chin extending forever.
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Damn, that son is horrid.
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now i am disappoint.
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